Smackdown Spoilers

savemejebus

Smackdown:

*Kurt Angle comes to the ring with Luther Reigns and cuts a promo explaining that he had to do what he could do to make sure Eddie Guerrero didn't win the WWE championship. Angle said he wants Guerrero to apologize for winning the belt, tonight in order to keep his job. Angle turns his attention to ring announcer Tony Chimmel and said he announced Guerrero as the WWE champion when he won the belt. He makes Chimmel apologize for doing that in order to keep his job, but then turns around and fires him anyway.

*Josh Matthews is now the ring announcer on Smackdown.

*Spike Dudley defeated Chavo Guerrero and Jamie Noble, with Spike pinning Guerrero with the Dudley Dog to become the number one contender for the Cruiserweight championship.

*Backstage, the Divas come up to Kurt Angle and complain about being misused and underutilized. Angle agreed and announced a Fatal Four Way Lingerie match for later on with Sable vs. Dawn Marie vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Miss Jackie

*The Dudley Boyz cut a promo on the Titantron only for the Philadelphia crowd, talking about their time in "Extremely Crappy Wrestling" to insure they get a heel response when they come out later.

Also scheduled for tonight is Luther Reigns vs. John Cena and John Bradshaw Layfield's "Rocky Challenge."

*Bubba Ray Dudley pinned WWE Tag Team champion Billy Kidman.

*Backstage, Funaki interviewed Booker T and Kurt Angle. Angle told Booker that he was going to name him the new United States champion next week once he had it cleared with the Board of Directors. Funaki said that that wasn't fair, so Angle fired him for not knowing "how to speak English."

*Backstage, The Dudley Boyz came up to Spike Dudley and noted how they all have title shots next week. Spike blew them off and said that he didn't want anything to do with them. They promised they wouldn't interfere next week as long as Spike didn't interfere in D-Von's match with Rey Mysterio later tonight. Spike agreed and walked off.

*WWE champion John Bradshaw Layfield came out and said that since he's in Philadelphia, where the Rocky film was shot, he was laying out a Rocky challenge for someone to try and defeat him and if they did, they could have a title shot at Summerslam. Out came Mike Kruel (USA Pro/ECWA who has worked a lot of dark and TV shots for WWE) who Layfield beats easily. Layfield says that he guesses he doesn't have a match at Summerslam. The lights go out and the Undertaker gong hits. Undertaker comes out and faces off with Layfield. Undertaker chokeslams Layfield and takes the ring mic. "You...me...Summerslam." He says and walks off.

*The divas came down for their Fatal Four Way Lingere match featuring Sable vs. Miss Jackie vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Dawn Marie. Kurt Angle came out and fired all of them.

*Rey Mysterio pinned D-Von Dudley. Bubba Ray Dudley tried to interfere but Paul London and Billy Kidman came out.

*John Cena pinned Luther Reigns after Booker T attempted to interfere, but it backfired.

*Kurt Angle came to the ring and called out Eddie Guerrero, telling him it was time to apologize because "You don't cross the boss." Vince McMahon's music hit and he came to the ring. McMahon told Angle that he lied to all the fans about his injury, but more importantly, he lied to Vince. Vince said that he was going to get a humanitarian award for making a handicapped person a General Manager, but that is out the window because Angle lied. He told Angle that he was fired as General Manager, but was back on the active roster. McMahon announced he would be facing Eddie Guerrero at Summerslam. Guerrero came out in his low rider. McMahon got in the car and made it bounce.

Guerrero left and McMahon came back to the ring. He told Angle that he had to apologize to everyone he fired tonight, and brought them out. Angle apologized to Funaki and Tony Chimmel but refused to apologize to the divas. Vince told him he was going to have to join the "Kiss My A**" club for the divas. Angle refused and offered to kiss Vince's A**. Vince said No because he has a "Special A**." He gave 10 seconds to kiss or apologize. Angle apologized. Vince said that Angle now has to apologize to him. Angle got on his knees but instead low blowed McMahon. Everyone checked on McMahon as Angle escaped.


EDIT: Credit backstagewrestling.com

Hanza

The show is a bit all over the gaf, but I think this is the first sign of Smackdown getting back on track!

It will be good to see Vinny Mac back.

And I wonder who the new GM will be. Hopefully Heyman again. So far summer slams smackdown side is looking pretty good. Eddie V Kurt and JBL V Taker...

Ph3n0m

Originally posted by Hanza
JBL V Taker...

Groan. can we say Undertaker vs Acolyte Bradshaw part 4324234234 - each of their previous matches sucked, so guesses as what this match will be like

cruiserweight

It did not sound to bad for the second week in a row! I would see a United States championship match coming up at SummerSlam and maybe something involving all of the Dudleys, next week will reveal more!

But again not very many matches for two hours

savemejebus

as I was reading that , i looked at the firings and thought to myself, maybe this is going to get smackdown back on track, get rid of some of the excess baggage (i'm bored with the whole diva bit, especially when looking at the womens division on raw). I actually thought that it would turn out that angle fires the ones that aren't fitting in (giving them a reason to go to raw) and this would result in a leaner, meaner smackdown. Course i was wrong, but i do think there are a lot of things that smackdown could do without. Esp. divas and tag teams (sorry but they suck at the moment as there is only one real team there, i really think that the draft should have moved all the tag teams to raw and all cruiserweights to smackdown)