Must have a knowlage of electronics to appreciate

daveg

THE ADVENTURES OF MICRO-FARAD AND MILLI-AMP

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek
out a cute coil to let him discharge.

He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle.
They
rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the sine waves, and stopped in
the magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had
her fully charged and excited her resistance to a minimum. He laid her on
the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance.

He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket,
connecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance
shunt. Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled, "OHM-OHM-OHM."

With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with his
current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat, and Micro-Farad was rapidly
discharged and drained off every electron.

They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until his
magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength.

Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged
her solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Micro- Farad was unable
to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity
and blowing each other's fuses.

Thumper Long

loks like underground porn to me emminating from kevin st dit or the like.............

Raz

Being an electronics student I can fully appreciate the subtleties (sp?) of the piece. I must say, I'm ashamed for you daveg. That's so bad it makes me smile.

duridian

Er... yeah, subtleties

bp_me

Originally posted by Thumper Long
loks like underground porn to me emminating from kevin st dit or the like.............

Nah, read that years ago on a bbs. Haven't seen it in a long time though.