David Beckenham joke (from the archives)

pork99

Beckham, Yorke and Keane are having a five minute break towards the end of
training one day when Keane tells the others he has noticed that Fergie
slips away at least an hour before the end of training almost every day.

The group look around and notice that they are basically left without
supervision for the last hour and collectively decide that the next day
they too would slip off early once Fergie has left the complex.

The next day after a gruelling session the three stars watch as Fergie
slips away a good hour before they are due to finish. Ten minutes
later, as soon as Fergie's Bentley disappears out of the training ground
Beckham, Yorke and Keane run into the changing rooms, get changed and also
speed off in their respective supercars.

Yorke decides to go for an early slap up meal while Keane decides to go to
the bookies. Beckham meanwhile decides to go home for some quality family time.

On entering his mansion he sees Fergie ****ing Posh up the **** right in the middle
of the living room. Without saying a word Becks quietly closes the door and goes
for a long, long drive.

The next day the three players join up for the warm up. Yorke says he had a great
meal and nice early night and he feels great. Keane too says he had a great time,
won loads of money and suggests that they do the same again today.

Beckham though, looking worried, says "No way lads, I nearly got caught yesterday."

Blisterman

I don't get it.

chrismon

haha i liked it, oldie but a goodie

UnrealQueen

i don't get it either.

pork99

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings;
Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:--
We murder to dissect.

In other words it spoils it if you explain it, but here you are anyway;

Beckenham catches his boss comitting adultery with his wife but is afraid to challenge him because he is mitching off work

kmart6

And to add to the spoiler,he's stupid to:D

smoke.me.a.kipper

i thought that was excellent!!

de5p0i1er

old but good.