Things that make you feel manly?

superconor

From the Peter Kay thread in Humour, i wonder what else makes you feel manly?

Eating an apple with a knife
Poking a fire with a stick
Sharpening a pencil with a knife
Eating Barbequed Steak
Peeing Outside


Any thing else?

flogen

hmm.. things that make me feel manly....

sweating,
cursing,
talking about car engines,
breaking stuff with a hammer,
picking on people smaller than me,
arguing with someone as regards who's dad would win in a fight,
sawing things,
not crying at soppy films,
laughing when the heart-throb dies in a hollywood movie,
looking at boobies,
talking about boobies,
touching boobies,
fixing stuff with a hammer,
remembering I have a penis,
drinking pints and not wimmins drinks,

stuff like that, really :rolleyes:

flogen

Agent Smith

shaving, swearing, and eating apples with a knife, thought i was the only one that dos that

ooh ooh and drinking guinness

Big Ears

Hitting some1 a shoulder , and them falling to ground in a Hurling/Football match .

hurting some1 with a fair tackle in a Rugby match .

AngelofFire

YORKIE-cos its not for girls:D

Victor

Saving someone.

Trying to stab someone.

Breaking something.

Taking a woman roughly.

Originally posted by flogen
looking at boobies,
talking about boobies,
touching boobies

You forget "talking to boobies".

acous

driving properly (incl. being able to reverse and park).

not getting emotional over dead things (maybe that's just me?)

SantaHoe

Chopping logs/tree-limbs with a big axe... didn't have my lumberjack shirt on with the sleeves rolled up, but there's always next time.

SantaHoe

Oh and the whiff of fresh under-arm BO for some reason. :eek:

Tom Dunne

Adjusting yourself.

acous

not being able to think of anything that makes me feel girly for the other thread

ykt0di9url7bc3

Originally posted by KdjaC
No better feeling getting up from a slide tackle not even looking at the ref and walking off the pitch and getting changed. You didnt even need to see the red card


manly stuff football is

Karl Hungus

Taking a good deep whiff of my socks when I take them off after the day is over. Nothing quite like that really.

Taking a good big ****. Honestly, nothing quite like that either. That satisfaction you get from dropping a big steamer, and the plop that comes with it. Of course, that can be equally as bad after a night on the auld brew, but more often than not, it's just amazing satisfaction altogether.

Deadwing

Feeling the need to pick on sissies, but enjoying showering with other men.



wearing my girlfriends stockings tbh

Sleepy

Getting a hot-towel shave in a barbers. Makes you feel like a mafia don.

fizzynicenice

the freedom to wear jeans with no underware,

though that also makes me feel girly
its win win

RE*AC*TOR

I'm trying to remember the name of the cologne in Rocky 2 that Rocky was doing an ad for! I spray it on in the morning, and it makes me feel mainly

yossarin

using a crowbar and hammer to open a box.

Big Ears

knocking down fences with a Sledgehammer , oh man I enjoyed that one .:)

Tommy Vercetti

browsing the power tool section in Woodies while she rants about flowers and plants and crap

Zulu

a solid days work smashing stuff or building stuff.

smoke.me.a.kipper

farting loudly and getting away with laughing about it.
pissing standing up.
having a ****.

Kêrmêttê

Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper
farting loudly and getting away with laughing about it.
pissing standing up.
having a ****.

Girls can do all those things too!!!













Or is it only just me?? :ninja:

smoke.me.a.kipper

girls can do alot of the things on this thread. the ones i mentioned make me feel manly, whether girls can do them or not is not my concern.

Sleepy

Pouring a pint of Guinness
Lugging heavy stuff around
Building Flat Pack Stuff
DIY in general
Wearing a Tux
Smoking a cigar
Drinking good whiskey

amp

My beard.

sixpack's little hat

defeating the entire Afghanistan army single handedly

brownbaby

This picture makes me feel manly:

aidan_dunne

Nice pic, brownbaby, but me thinks there's a banning on the way for you!

Winters

Originally posted by brownbaby
This picture makes me feel manly:

*fap*fap*fap*

Mossy Monk

FFS, warning next time please. i'm at work looking at this thread

Jim

My hats.

MissS

Originally posted by brownbaby
This picture makes me feel manly:

Don't quote it ffs.

VILE!!!!

Amz

Oh go away and "do stuff".

MissS

Originally posted by Amz
Oh go away and "do stuff".

Oh you're ever so funny! HA HA HA NOTT:mad:

Amz

I bet that made you feel manly eh?

:rolleyes:

MissS

Originally posted by Amz
I bet that made you feel manly eh?

:rolleyes:

Amz

Excuse me?

alleepally

Having a good laugh about how thick and stupid women are and how they couldn't survive without us men in the world !

amp

Yes but you're not actually a man yet alleepally.

Beruthiel

Originally posted by alleepally
Having a good laugh about how thick and stupid women are and how they couldn't survive without us men in the world !

I vote this most moronic comment of the decade


on topic
servicing your motorbike

bizmark

Originally posted by sixpack's little hat
defeating the entire Afghanistan army single handedly

You havent lived till you defeated the russian army with only a pen knife and some blue tac tbh

RossFixxxed

Paying 4,000 insurance for a 1 litre car for a year.

All for the privelage of not driving in the wrong lane at 20 miles an hour with the blinker on.

Finding Rambo to be a religious experience.

Getting slightly aroused when there's a huge explosion or car chase on TV. Let's just say Ronin got me in trouble

Thoughtful beard rubbing.

Claiming to 'know exactly what I'm doing'. Then spending 2 days desparing over an instruction manual for a bookcase before banging nails in everywhere, and throwing out the 'left over bits'.

Drinking lager while playing darts, looking at football and oggling boobies!

Ross

munster rucker

scratching wherever is itchy, anytime, anyplace, and sometimes with both hands

ixoy

Em how about... No that's not right... Well what about... no.. Or.. not that either. Having an XY chromosome? All I can manage...

munkeehaven

even though strangely enough , you can have an xy chromosome and still be a female on the outside...

Sleepy

blowjobs.

Amz

Taking a radio apart "to see how it works" and having bits left over when you put it back together.

Tackling people in rugby

Buying new football boots.

Standing around in the muck and rain to watch a bike/car ralley.

Seraphina

complaining about the hideousness of womens clothes.

always buying mens runners cause womens are either a) ugly or b) just dont come in my size

being told i have a 'manly' room (and realising its true!)

oogling ladies (BOOBIES!)

doing nerdy things with my laptop or hi-fi system

fixing/building things with my dad

never buying make-up cause its so expensive and a waste of money (think of all the beer or computer accesories i could get!)

rainbow kirby

My job
Realising there's more stuff for this list than for the girly list
Beating all my mates at games
Having a countdown to the American release of Metroid Prime 2: Echoes on my desktop
Drooling over gadgets
Drooling over really cool Alienwares
Drooling over cars
Never ever EVER wearing high heels
Drinking pints

elivsvonchiaing

Deliberately leaving the toilet seat up and telling her which pub she can find me in when she finishes her ****ing shopping