Irwin jokes

david

What do Irwin and a canary have in common?
They're both really tall.................except the canary.

What do you get if you cross Irwin with mr. Kipling?
Exceedingly tall cakes.

fitzy

what's the difference between irwin and a giraffe?
a giraffe has brown spots

david

Didya hear the one about the cow and the vending machine?
neither did I but irwins really tall.

Two sausages are in a frying pan, the first one says "god its hot in here" the second one says "isnt irwin really tall"

Irwin walked into a bar, it was 7 feet above the ground.

I know another really cool one except its way over your head.

fitzy

u suck

david

not as much as yer ma does!

fitzy

f*** u

fitzy

some1 slag him:D

HeyYou

Wow, a whole thread dedicated to little ol' me, I'm flattered and stuff. New material is needed though, answers on a postcard.

Caoimhe

oh wow irwin, how does it feel to be so famous?

Mystic Fibrosis

/me casts Summon Greater Halenger

nosmo

Man walks into a bar and now he's an alcoholic and it's tearing his family apart.

Liquorice

Originally posted by nosmo
Man walks into a bar and now he's an alcoholic and it's tearing his family apart.

That's not an Irwin joke. Hang your head in shame.

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by Liquorice
That's not an Irwin joke. Hang your head in shame.

Irwin walks into a bar. He falls on the ground with a broken nose, and everyone laughs at him

nosmo

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
Irwin walks into a bar. He falls on the ground with a broken nose, and everyone laughs at him

Then some passing hobos are hired to urinate on him

Caoimhe

now its dermo that must hang his head in shame... :P

Crash

Tbh the only Irwin related comical moment i remember was Irwin talking to Breifne

Irwin: can i use the weights room?
Breifne: no, weights will stunt your growth.




...oh i chortled. really. honest to god.










i'm lying you know.

Dermo

Originally posted by Caoimhe
now its dermo that must hang his head in shame... :P

Caoimhe

Originally posted by crash_000
Tbh the only Irwin related comical moment i remember was Irwin talking to Breifne

oh wow, breifne. back in the days of 01...

HeyYou

"Tbh the only Irwin related comical moment i remember was Irwin talking to Breifne

Irwin: can i use the weights room?
Breifne: no, weights will stunt your growth."

Wow, someone other than me remembers that! I'm impressed, I knew there was something wrong with Breifne from that moment onwards...he was loadsa fun tho.

By the way, why am I being urinated upon by hobos?! Dermo and I have a very healthy and sanitary relationship, we don't go in for that kinda stuff. If you want an Irwin Bar Joke, my RA group made up these:

Irwin walks into a bar....it was eight feet in the air.

or

Irwin walks into a bar, but he couldn't fit.

Soon all these jokes will be gone and my torment will be over...although I dare say I'm going to miss them too!

Caoimhe

the jokes will be gone but the memory will live on in this thread... *sniff*
you only noticed then????! was the enthusiasm about leitrim and the whole lola thing not a pretty good indicator? (that was classy, real classy) (i hope niamh doesnt kill me for the leitrim comment...)

psychdoughboy

Whats the difference between Irwin and twenty Dead Babies?


I Don't have Irwin im my Garage.

Caoimhe

oh...dear...god...

psychdoughboy

what... what'd i do....?

jono087

What's big and tall and has fluffy black hair on top of it?

A big tall man with fluffy black hair, otherwise known a Irwin


Women want him, men want to cut his legs off at the knee, his name: Gill, Irwin Gill. RA extraordinaire and residant "big man"

Piste

Are you, Barry Aldwell irrelevant Barry?

Barry Aldwell

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

Are you, Barry Aldwell irrelevant Barry?

I'd like to think that my insane right wing ramblings are in some way relevant.

I'll guess that this "Irrelevant Barry" is someone who attended CTYI this year, which I did not. Ergo (vis-a-vis) (concordantly) I am not him, as I was too old to attend CTYI this year. Instead, I went somewhere else to have fun for a week, and was paid for it [insert insane laughter here]

Raphael

Damn you Aldwell!

david

Best Irwin joke ever (yes I mean EVER) see my sig

Jarge!!!

Well, it seems to me that someone needs to post all the obvious ones so:

I had a dream about eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up, Irwin was really tall.

What's really tall and invisible: no Irwins

What's 5 feet tall and bleeds: Half an Irwin

What do you get if you cross Irwin and an elephant: A really tall elephant

What do you get if you cross Irwin and a giraffe: A really tall giraffe

What do you get if you cross Irwin and a carrot: A really tall carrot EHHH!

Why does everyone know Irwin's shoe size: Because that's the only part of him we can see

And my latest Irwin concoction:

Irwin: Like a wall, but with nostrils at the top.

HeyYou

George, you're a legend; I often remind myself of a nosrilled wall...

Raphael

More a pole than a wall IMO