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Hot diggity dog

Hagar · 2004-07-30 15:00:35

A lady took her two dachshunds, one male, one female, to the vet for a check-up. While examining them the vet inquires as to whether the female has been spayed or the male given the snip. The lady casually replied "Oh, that's not necessary. The bitch stays upstairs and the dog stays downstairs." "And how does that stop…

30-07-2004 4:00pm

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A lady took her two dachshunds, one male, one female, to the vet for a check-up. While examining them the vet inquires as to whether the female has been spayed or the male given the snip.
The lady casually replied "Oh, that's not necessary. The bitch stays upstairs and the dog stays downstairs."
"And how does that stop them mating?" asked the vet.
"Have you ever seen a dachshund trying to climb stairs with a hard-on?" replied the lady.

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#2 30-07-2004 6:07pm

Thumper Long

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ah you'll never beat that chicken

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