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31-07-2004 1:27amThe sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
Born free... taxed to death.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
All men are idiots ... I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted: telepath. You know where to apply.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
I.R.S. We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Life's a buffet... so eat me!
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken.
Hang up and drive.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Tow-ers will be violated.
Montana-At least our cows are sane!
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Lord save me from your followers.
Meat is yummy!
Mean people rule!
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Born again pagan.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
My kid beat up your honor student!
Save a mouse... Eat pussy!
P.E.T.A. people eating tasty animals
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
I love animals...they're delicious.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
People say I have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He/She who laughs last thinks slowest.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Beam me up Scotty, there are no virgins left.
Beam me up Scotty, this planet sucks!
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I souport publik edekasion
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
I (heart) your wife/daughter/mother
I Brake for Hookers
Support Mental Health or I will KILL YOU!0
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