CTYI Quotes (and lots of 'em!)

Piste

Hey everyone! Ths is Liz. I did philosophy session 2. I have a load of quotes most if not all of them from the philosophy class. If anyone has any more stick 'em up for a laugh. Anyway, here they are, Enjoy.......

Dave:'Other peoples Idiocy validates my superiourity'

Fiachra:'The concept of frogness is only recognised in particular frogs'

Cathal: 'Technocracy- Everything should be ruled by an all-knowing super-computer

Fiachra: 'Some animals have survived since that era: Lizards......crocodiles.....sharks......Suzy'

Suzy:You're just one man'
Orla: 'So was Jesus'
Fiachra: 'Icould be the next Jesus. He'd be better at carpentry.....'
Orla: 'You could be the Jesus of tag-rugby!'
Fiachra: 'I am the Jesus of tag-rugby!'

Fiachra: 'I have a seventh sense. I have Globtrob vision'

Suzy: 'That's a different story though, the gays aren't gonna starve!'

Fiachra: 'We have to get rid of a certain percent of the population, The brown-haired people are the annoying ones.................'

Ian: 'Puppy vs Truck. Game on'

Katie: 'I think Plato was a Lesbian'

Dave/Fernando: 'You like-a da blue pill?,red pill?, yellow pill? Lots of pills for all-a da children! I crush-a dem up and feed dem to you while-a you sleep.'

Ian: 'R.I.P. Dave. Died fighting a bear. Ahhh yeah!'


Fiachra: There's no such thing as a universal curry. Believe me, I've searched for it.'

Suzy: 'He was a magician?'
Fiachra: 'Logician'
Suzy: 'Oh'


Treasa: 'Six? that's like, four more than two!'

Chiara: 'Ian, what are you doing?'
Ian: 'I'm ruminating'
Chiara:'Do you even know what tham means,Ian?'
Ian:'Yeah, thinking'
Chiara: 'No, it means eating the grass you've vomited up from your second stomach'

Ian: 'Stewie, you are the most anti-semetic Jew I've ever met'

Jenny: 'Just ask yourself; Wat would Christopher Lee do?'
Erin: 'What would Christopher Lee do
Jenny: 'Hmmm.....Be really tall?'

Fiachra: 'While you were out at lunch I was busy spreading lavender and singing'

Liz: 'But I don't have enough motivation to do nothing'

Fiachra: 'you're all big kids and mature'
Ian: 'That's a damn lie and you know it!'

Chiara: 'Make sure you write nice things about me on the TA evaluation sheet.'
Ian: 'How many 'n's in 'Wench'?'


Fiachra: all the people that are alive today,and each was born of only one mother'
Cathal: 'Except Ian'

Liz: 'What's better that a mass orgy? A mass orgy with lavender!'

Cathal: 'Emma's team hasto win. Voting against her would be like kicking a puppy. In the face.'

Of course we can't forget the Sportalians with their 'Biggest balls in Italy!' and 'I am free and alone!'

If you have any more quotes people, put them up here so we can look back on the crazy stuff CTYIzens say. Peace and love <~LIZ~>

Hugh Hefner

Me:I got up and had messy bed hair, so I put gel in it to make it look like I wanted messy bed hair.

david

yea with my gel!

david

"I hope thats your hand on my ass"
"You kissed a girl, that is soooooooo gay"

Piste

On the first night I spoke in Irish in my sleep. On like the fifth night i was half asleep and came out with: 'So I'm the cool Irish dude?'

david

God I hate it when that happens

Piste

You mean it happens to you too? Which David are you?

david

No that was a sarcastic comment. Im Dave from ElecEng. Played plug in baby in the talent show. God there are so many Davids........

Lil' Jesus

Jason: No one likes little girls
Me: I like little girls!



Edit:It was jason that said that first, sorry. he hates me now *cries*

david

Genius!......Whats your msn name

Zounds

Fiachra: Illusion is the noun, illusory is the...............other thing"

Suzy: I had this dream where someone said "Colm" and then I spent a really long time in the bathroom

Fiachra: I'm going to name my child Megatron Danger O'Brolchain

Holly: We should study pornosophy!

Suzy: If I thought a person had had a full life I'd eat them

Unknown: Compare to Kant "The Republic" is Harry Potter

Ian: It's the same thing no matter what you dam call it, hand me that Cat and I'll write this down

Everyone: EMPEDOCLES LIVES!

Chiara: You can never have too many boyfriends

Ian: If Chiara was Stewie you'd have something sharp up your ass right now

Fiachra: So what you're saying is: conciousness is like a giant floating space battery, only better?

Fiachra: You can't just carry the axe of Globtrob, it must be weilded at all times

Suzy: Say something positive
Fiachra: Coffee is great

Ian: (explianing how the brain works) Wee tiny neurons firing off little thingies

Dave: Screw the points; you've got a dead goat on your hands now!

more later

Lil' Jesus

it's kitoros@hotmail.com. I'm aidan from your class, didn't I sign your book?

david

I dont think so

Sickle(dysk)

Aidan u dip****, it went like this:

Jason: Noone likes little children...
Aidan: I like little children!
Aidan: no wait...
Aidan: ****!

david

Jason : "Aidan, guess what"
Aidan : "What?"
Jason : "yeeaaah"

x10000000000000

david

Aidan is lil jesus Jay

Sickle(dysk)

how long did that go on for.... like 2 hours? eh, good times...

oooooh and remeber trying to teach the class 1337? h3h. j00 411 suxx0rz

mentalimplosion

-"i'll come on your baby"

- our ta: "no, you cannot change your name to mother russia"

- hannah: "is brutalise a word?"
me: "of course not, you stupid american"

david

"Whiskey plus whiskey equals drunk" - uberMartin

"Yeah man, Ill gnaw your face off" - Homestar runner

david

Does anyone from eleceng remember when martin reached over to get his book? Lets just say he emitted noxious gasses from his posterior

Sickle(dysk)

OMFG u clearly never saw that cartoon. *sigh* im gonna spend my whole time correcting u arent i? damn roommate.... it goes:

Yeh, man.
Ill gnaw your face off.
-Teh C

Barry Aldwell

mentalimplosion wrote:

- hannah: "is brutalise a word?"
me: "of course not, you stupid american"

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=brutalise

mentalimplosion

thought of another

aoife: "i don't know why you're laughing. my scalp is seriously burning."

david

Actually Jay I did see that cartoon.

Sickle(dysk)

-i had just put "blue" dye in my hair...-

~20 mins later~
David: **** man, its coming out
Me: nah, its staying in
David: J, seriously, none of ur hair is blue.
David: HAHAHAHAHA
~2 mins later~

Mathew: HAHAAHAHHAAA
Rory: HAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
Dermo: Dude, its ****ing blond.... haha...

david

Ana, I hope you dont mind that I posted that really bad picture you told me to delete

mentalimplosion

i hate you, ya ginger eejit.

article6

*sigh*

If you think these are actually funny, you should have been in Eoin Carolan's Legal Studies course in '02. Noirin had a book full of Eoin quotes, if memory serves me right.

david

God dont have a heart attack. Ill take it down

Aoibheann

article6 wrote:

*sigh*

If you think these are actually funny, you should have been in Eoin Carolan's Legal Studies course in '02. Noirin had a book full of Eoin quotes, if memory serves me right.

Ah Legal Studies. That was great this year. What sort of quotes did he have back then, I want to see if he still uses them.

Oh and Rod, our TAs quote: Why dont you go to a room down the corridor and see if you can find someone who actually cares.
(well its always something along those lines. I assume that "mmm wedges" is one of his aswell!!)

mentalimplosion

freakonaleashx wrote:

God dont have a heart attack. Ill take it down

ah, i don't care that much. anyway, the tiara photos will be up verrrrry soon *cue evil laugh* if you've ever put on a tiara and had me take a photo (this means you too, gareth and irwin), watch this space.

Oh and Rod, our TAs quote: Why dont you go to a room down the corridor and see if you can find someone who actually cares.

we had better rod quotes last year (not that i did legal studies or anything) like "his hopes weren't the ONLY thing that were up!!!"