CTYI Quotes (and lots of 'em!)

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Aoibheann Brady wrote:

Ah Legal Studies. That was great this year. What sort of quotes did he have back then, I want to see if he still uses them.

Oh and Rod, our TAs quote: Why dont you go to a room down the corridor and see if you can find someone who actually cares.
(well its always something along those lines. I assume that "mmm wedges" is one of his aswell!!)

I can't remember, but hopefully the aforementioned Ms Plunkett will show up. Until then... remember the tangents.

Piste

Zounds wrote:

Unknown: Compare to Kant "The Republic" is Harry Potter

That was me and it is so goddamn true :eek:

Zounds

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

That was me and it is so goddamn true :eek:

I thought it was you but wasn't sure

vikki

my roommate "salt doesnt get gel out of your hair, they were lying to me"

(we had millions of little salt sachets in our room heehee)

emptyspoon

Me: Anyone wanna play kinky sex?

What i really wanted to play/say was Kinky Snap, which is a lot more fun! (In the long run anyways)

Funkeyhatzrock!

ok best ever ctyi quote said by someone who's name wont be mentioned.
'You know who's got a pretty face? Andrew[the ra], I mean it doesn't do anything for me, but i could look at it all day, it's like a pretty painting' this was truly said by a straight male student randomly in mid-conversation
Also Janet-'Ah cool panda!'
Marie Ann-'Where?'
and of course 'ah me giblets!

AlissaKolom

"Yeah...sometimes I like to think of myself as a dolphin."
"Whats big and green and a grape?"
"OH NO! I LOST FUNGI!"
"No...you dont have to. But if you dont, you must take the trial of doom."
"Well, that was the plan like."
"Sorens so laid back except when.."
damn...emmet what did you call tasty? well...heres part of it.
"Thats a good adjective."
"Yeah...you cant just keep reusing the same ones."
"That was weird..I just sort of scream in an operatic tone sometimes."
::squeaking door:: ::hell music starts playing:: "Oh my god. We like walked into hell."

freakydeadgirl

"who wants to appreciate holly's ass?" -dave

"i'd tell them to stop but john will learn when his hand falls off"- charia(philosophy ta.) after john asked me to wrap ducktape around his arm in the middle of class

"all right time to g....." -smilely nially after seeing me with my hand up dave's (its a long story which involves pierce pinching dave's nipples at the talent show)

incredula pert

"Yeah Boy..S&M is great..I'd have a chainsaw and I'd get it..and I'd..chop off her nose LIKE.." -Stepehen Forde

Max-"Pierce lives in some really crazy irish named celtic place"
Muireann- "Whats it called?"
Max- "I think...Moo..MaMoo..MOOGLETHORPE"
Muireann-"What?..Lets ask him"
Muireann to Pierce -"Where are you from Pierce?"
Pierce"Mullingar..why?"
Mullingar..Mooglethorpe? Thank you Max..

"What is this? Some sort of SHAM!" - Dave Lawlar
(Max fell over in the revolving doors upon hearing this)

"You will have no showers for the next week" -Shiela Gilheany
Possibly the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.

"Well done Aoibeann, You've just invented the Aeroplane by foot. I think I'll just walk accross the bloody atlantic" -Becky

"You're about as enthusiastic..as a fly.."Becky to Rod

I'll post more when I think of them

mentalimplosion

"what will you say, "i'm sorry i don't have my paper, peter, the american diahorrea'd all over it but it's not her fault, she's just a republican"?" - hannah

Raphael

John: Why is it so dark in here
Aonghus: Because the lights are off ****wit

doonothing

aoife: "you know when you're eating sand...."

aisling: "i'll accept YOUR flaws"

me in aisling's drawing: "dude! i have red hair"

i cant think of any more....

americanCat

japanese teacher: " okay, those moving from the strip-poker game to truth or dare, please put your clothes back on..."

Raphael

Some more:

Orla:"Tentacle Rape Anyone?"
Guy: "Eeeeeew"

Martin Cotton: How do you make the empire state building look small? Put Irwin next to it
Dermo: You're a ****ing retard

Guy<whispered>: You know cotton hasnt changed his pants since he got here
Aonghus: Eeeeew
Grace: What?
Guy: <whispers in her ear>
Grace: Eeeeew!

HeyYou

"and of course 'ah me giblets!"

Ah, my giblets, they've made it at last...Here's a few good RA Quotes for ya, including the ones I put on the board on Session 2, just for all the Sesiion one-ers in here:

Elaine; " That water is a fire hazard!"
Jen: "Don't get it wet or else it won't go up!" (about Maltesers)
Brona: "I'll be in the shower, the door's on the latch..."
Odharnait: "Does anyone bring cameras to funerals?"
Aislinn: "I'm from Inchicore, so if the door doesn't work I'll just smash a window."

And the new ones:

Brona: (in dramatic movie-trailer style voice) "They were on a wing and a prayer: but now the wings were on fire and the prayer had been answered...BY SATAN." (I laughed my ass off at that one)

Jen: "Me Jen. Me smart."

Dermo: (I think it was him) "I used to be a plank."

Gah! I know there are more but I've forgotten 'em all! I'll write them down as I remember them, and then I'll post them up.

:D mags :D

Oh god muireann reading them had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Especially the mooglethorpe one. And for some reason dave's sham one. And stephen's one. Hell they're all fantastic, yay muireann!

Zounds

Dermo: As you all know there was a fire recently and unfortunately YOU'RE ALL FÚCKING IDIOTS, not a single fire exit was used
Unknown Student: (completely seriously) We didn't want to set off the alarms

Aoibheann

incredula pert wrote:

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"Well done Aoibeann, You've just invented the Aeroplane by foot. I think I'll just walk accross the bloody atlantic" -Becky

Can't say I remember that, but then again, people say a lot of things I either dont remember or actually didnt bother my arse listening to.
But I digress.

More quotes, largely taken from legal studies class.

"How embarassing. I'd hate to be him/her/them/you right now.
Wouldnt we all?"
(Roisin and George usually, but it has gathered a large following.)

"You're a dick."(Everyone to everyone!!!!!!)

"Spork."(Our very own Foxy CJ{Pierce for those who didnt know})

"At least my mother doesnt have a cock.
At least my father does.
You'd know wouldnt you?"(George and Killian I think, someone back me up)

"I'm just curious."(Noah. Every two seconds. Seriously.)

"Irwin's really tall." (again, everyone!!!)

"Hell yeah/Oh yeahhh!"(Everyone!)

More when I remember.

Piste

Ok I'm back with more quotes. Most of which you definitely won't get if you weren't in Philosophy so here goes.......

Katie: 'So language proves there is existence? NO!!!!'

Fiachra: 'Cheap things are fun'

Fiachra:What do you think a meme would be?'
Cathal: 'Don't hit your brother over the head with a rock?'

Meghan: 'WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR TOAST!!!'

Suzy: 'Ewwwwwwww! That is soooo nasty! How can they remove that?!

pinkpimp

Irwin: Its not a pretty sight when you let Willie loose on four fifteen year old boys in their boxers.

Robert: You dont want to rub willie the wrong way.

Casey: F***, Willie's coming.

Brendan: Dolphin appreciation; YEAH!!!!!!

Me & Brendan: Dolphin appreciation; YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Me: We love you mickey joe!
Randomer: No we dont.
Me: Oh yeah. P***off Mickey Joe.

Me(in the middle of an RA meeting): Hey everybody, I've just noticed, Irwin looks like Dennis the menace.

Casey: Lose that breakfast clutter, get some marmalutter.

Me: Hey look at that squarf.
Me: Whats a squarf?
Me: Its like a spragle, but smaller and rounder.
Me: oh.
(This was on day 6 of the fast.)

Casey: Pòg mo thoin.

Stephen Forde

its nice to know im so famous and influencing people with my amazing intellect.

mentalimplosion

this quote is now nonexistant

mentalimplosion

thanks for the heads-up there campion.

pinkpimp

Me: A game in which you must dodge a ball, 12 letters.
Aoife: Dodgeball!
Me: aside from everything, thats 9 letters.
Aoife: Fine then, d-o-d-g-e-b-a-l-l-z-e
Me: thats only 11 letters, how did you get here?
Aoife: F*** off and add another z.

HeyYou

"Irwin: Its not a pretty sight when you let Willie loose on four fifteen year old boys in their boxers.

Robert: You dont want to rub willie the wrong way."

Yeah, I remember these! They degenerated a lot as that day went on, funny how so many jokes can spring from a Site Director's name also being a slang word for a part of the male body...

NeoSlicerZ

but we can shamelessly make jokes about it right? It was in the declaration of independance!!!

mentalimplosion

-"hi, i'm ana, the walking hole in the ozone layer."

-"ah, mary, always handicapped"

-"RUN THE OTHER WAY!!!!!"

-"hey irwin, can we lick you?"

Liquorice

Jason: The best pick-up line is "Does this smell like cyanide to you?".
Me: Nah, dead girls are better, they don't say no.
Such was the birth of the 'Dead girls vs. unconscious girls' debate.

Rod: In a Green Ireland, short people will be treated with dignity. That is, if we don't step on you first.

pinkpimp

me: I'm not gay, i just gots style.

me: I'm just really comfortable with my sexuality, thats all.

me: Why would i wear that, its not pink.

me: You'd wear this all day too, if ya had enough jive to pull it off.

me: I wonder what happens if you turn the taps on full in this place.
me(twenty minutes later... and soaking wet): oh.

me: Hey Richard, remember the tap thing last night?
Ronan: Yeah
me: Lets try it in the bathroom.
Ronan(twenty minutes later... and soaking wet... again): F*** I hope the cleaners have mops.

Jim: hey Boris, what meat is this?
Vladmir the dessert guy: Lemur, Lemur.

Jim: Ultan, oh Ultan, skin as soft as silk,
Ultan oh Ultan, hair as brown as milk.

Carrot: EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH

Raphael

That lemur thang was ripped off from me, guy and rorys skit