CTYI Quotes (and lots of 'em!)

david

One day we were making circuits to count in binary in eleceng.
Me - "Lets confuse it"
*presses random buttons*
Steve - "Crap the NAND gate's on fire"
*Rips out components randomly*
Me to our TA - "Do showers have NAND gates"

the_only_Ali

here's some of the international history quotes-

Does anyone want a finger? In a non-sexual way?- Owen

Poking is morally wrong- Andrea (coolest TA ever!!!)

Jane! You can't just file Yann's nails NOW!!!- Andrea in the middle of study

I think the iceberg was my favourite character- Brian, our instructor, talking about Titanic

Throw a couple more Irish babies on the fire to make the ship go faster!- Brian, and again, Titanic

There is to be no more throwing of things in this classroom. Or the construction of poking devices!!!- Andrea, during another quiet study session

Oh my god. Eamonn de Valera is SO hot- Owen

Its not funny if its not penetration- Andrea

fun, fun times!

pinkpimp

Raphael wrote:

That lemur thang was ripped off from me, guy and rorys skit

sorry, thats how jim said it went.

Funkeyhatzrock!

Marine Biology Quotes
'Spoons!'-everyone
'Pokey the Penguin!'-need i say more
'Oh Wow!'-micheal
'Nudibranch!'- well...
'Hermaphadites'- it applies to a few people not the actual thing the repetition of the word
'Ya Big Crazy..........Bastard!'-Fionn/Thomas
'Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, Crazy...'-Thomas
'noooooo!', 'i live in carloooow', 'are you going to the discoooo?'.-randomly made by Pierce
'...........And then they all die.'- well nearly eveyone's stories ended with it
'Microwavable Cats'-after Fionn, everyone.
'Seaweed' - Ciaran, well it wasn't so much the quote but the acton that fallowed

me_smart

here are a couple of new RA quotes that emerged friday night....

Aislinn: Dont do ever that again!
Brian: Yeah? Well at least my ma has a c*#k......oh wait, no.....

Zounds

Gandalf: "She looks like a little kid but she's actually 30 so you get the best of both worlds"

(names changed to protect the stupid)

buffalo

me_smart wrote:

here are a couple of new RA quotes that emerged friday night....

Aislinn: Dont do ever that again!
Brian: Yeah? Well at least my ma has a c*#k......oh wait, no.....

This coming from ms "Don't get it wet or it won't go up!" :rolleyes:

Piste

And of course on the last day...

Stewie: If I had a horse, I'd call him Polo. Actually I do have a horse but his name's not Polo....I know! I could break his kneecaps so he'd have to be shot, then buy a new horse and call him Polo!

me_smart

i hate you, brian. i really do.

buffalo

You don't really. Really you love me, angel cakes. (awww yeah!)

me_smart

dont sweet talk me honey bunny. im a sucker for it...

Spog

Philosophy quotes (yes... there are more!)

- "He attacked the sheep because it called him a ninny" (Fiachra, instructor)
- "frogness can only be found in particular frogs" (F again)
- "God... back by popular demand" (KT)
- "a meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye" (Antoin Brillat-Savarn, had to put it in!)
- "You are as impressionable as wet paint" (Cathal to Karl on KARLSTOCK!)
- "I have the seventh sense... Glob Trob vision!" (F again)
- Eoin "Is Holly here?"
Holly "Yes"
Eoin "Ok. Just checking"
Fiachra "Why?"
Eoin "We've lost Pierce"
- John "Katie's the only one I'm annoying"
Katie "Lets kill him"
Dave "I'll help"
Orla "And me, I'll help"
Ian "And my axe!"
- "After a hard day of passivistic non-violence I like to come home and beat the wife senseless" Dave
- Meghan "I promise I exist"
Ian "Oh you say that now, but once you're elected"

Thats all I've got... why can't Dee be here, she's got great ones. Hopefully she's home soon and can grace us with her presence.

Piste

Dave: 'It's not about strategy, It's about the goat!

Zounds

Dave: "Screw the points, you've got a dead goat on your hands now!"

Rainbow Girl

And even MORE philosophy ones (admit it guys, we had the best class)
"Obviously if you're being tortured you're not doing great" -Suzy

"Cathal's like one of those pigs who hunts truffles, only he hunts mints" -Chiara

(John's lying on the ground under a desk) "...John?...Please stop groaning under your breath..." -Chiara

"I'm not feminist, i'm just bitchy" -Orla

"Freedom kissing" -Maura

"We're living in the fu**ing Stone Age. No one's as good as me"
(and as a comeback) "Why don't you just go make flint tools?!" -Dave

"You read like a fox on steroids" -KARL to Fíochra reading on coffee...

"Set phasers to IDIOT!" -Ian

Suzy: "Oooh, John likes Katie!!"
Katie: "And Katie hates John with the fiery passion of a THOUSAND SUNS"

"I'm on the fence. I like anarchism, but i'm too fu**ing lazy. It's a good idea, but without a government I'd have to do work" -Dave (Fíochra goes on to praise this point till...)
"WHAT?! HOW does he do that?! He b****es about being lazy, and ends up making a valid point!! What?!?!?!" -Ian

"Bring back the orgies!" -Holly & Liz

(non-philosophical)
(After proffering a bag of crisps) "But... you can't eat them, can you? potatoes aren't suitable for vegans..." Ríoghnach

"I won't sing if Boy George'll be there." -Ashley

"I'm SO ANGRY" -everyone from philosophy, thank you very much Ian and Dave for the RAGE...

"man faced ox-progeny"
"for already have I become a boy and a girl,
and a bird and a tree
and a silent fish in the sea" -good ole Empedocles

How could you guys not have included this one?!

"Godzilla is greater than a lizard - being Godlike,
And with additional lizard powers (eg. Radioactive fire breath) is greater than God.
Being greater than God (and it was the Greatest Being who did this), he created the universe.
Therefore, he should be worshipped accordingly.
KNEEL!"
-A friend of Fíochra (our instructor)'s.

It wasn't me!

John: It's like a giant sniper rifle/bazooka....
Me: Hell I love it just on principle!

"You should be shot.... a lot"
Me to Sean after a certain non-incident with Jane.

Anyone remember some of the ones from talking to Dermo outside the first disco? The course is over now so I think it's safe to bring them into public at this stage. He can't lose his job over them anymore!

Zounds

Rainbow Girl wrote:

(John's lying on the ground under a desk) "...John?...Please stop groaning under your breath..." -Chiara

i was humming dammit!

Zounds

Aonghus: Seen dave anywhere?
Me: Last time i saw him he was in the park doing perverse things with Pierce and Holly
Holly: (just walking up) oh, you're looking for Dave?

It wasn't me!

Ah good times! Uncomfortable but good nonetheless.

*John Bowler?
*Yeah that's me.
*You need to get back to Res. Your shower's just exploded.
*You've got to be taking the piss!

Token moment of surreality when myself, John, Cat and Aonghus were sitting outside the Canteen and a female RA came up to us looking for John regarding his shower.

*What are you doing?
*I'm icing his tit
*O.......K.....

Small, frightened, confused and utterly too normal child asking Holly about why her hand was up my shirt. He was more scared afterwards than before I think.

*Yay! Pepsi!

Martin Cotton... about two seconds before he smacked the bottles of Pepsi I was carrying out of my hands for like the fifth time in under a minute....
<loads shotgun and walks out door>

Dermo

It wasn't me! wrote:

Anyone remember some of the ones from talking to Dermo outside the first disco? The course is over now so I think it's safe to bring them into public at this stage. He can't lose his job over them anymore!

no thanks. I think some of those could wait a while

Boston248

stephen forde's nose chopping one from muireann is good

tall dave: "who the **** invented trees anyway?"
and then later:
tall dave: "what good have trees done anyone?"
other dave: "they convert carbon dioxide into oxygen you idiot"
tall dave: "yeah, so what?"
other dave: "we need them! why, you're not a physicist at all!"

lake: "so are you guys gonna gang-rape me?"
sarah: "no we would never do that"
lake: "aww."

"tato! tato!" (from that into the west movie that sucks so much)

becky: "my ears are always open"

most of legal studies: "aoibheann, shut up"

dylan: "whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting AIDS."

casey: "why does every one of stephen forde's fights turn into this homoerotic thing?"

muireann: "can i have a max hug?"

Aoibheann

Boston248 wrote:

most of legal studies: "aoibheann, shut up"

whaddya mean, most? it was all of you. I even told myself to shut up a few times.
what i didnt get was that nobody, out of all you talented youth, noticed the futility of saying it. it just makes me talk more. even when i dont want to talk, i'll just ramble to piss you all off. and its so easy. ah, the practiced skills of many years pay off.

It wasn't me!

We'll give it a week then Dermo, or at least until you get paid!

Sunstorm

Me: "Hey Holly, show us your teeth!"
Dave: "I can think of something else I'd like her to show."

Andrew: "So guys, what do you want to talk about?"
John: "Anything not involving McDonalds, Gay Marriage, Abortion or George Bush."

Fionnuala: "Topics, anyone?"
Colm: "CHEESE!"
Matthew: "FEMALE MASTURBATION!"
Kieran: "TRACTORS!"

"Guys, someone PLEASE bid against Matthew Barrington." - Irwin during the auction

"Stalin was a really nice guy." - Sinead

"I've done it! I've corrupted him!" - Jane during study

"THE BOY BLUNDER RETURNS!" - Holly on the first day

And of course, the one that occurred many times during Truth or Dare/Spin The Bottle/Spin The Vossy....

Guy: "Meet Sean!"
Me: "NO!!!!!"

Piste

Rainbow Girl wrote:

And even MORE philosophy ones (admit it guys, we had the best class)

So true! We really were the best class for kick-ass quotes!

I bet Ian and Dave will have their own show in 5 years time. It could be called the Ian and Dave show featuring......Karl from KARLSTOCK '04!

Katie's debating in class was brilliant too! I just know that that girl is the future Taoiseach of Ireland!

pinkpimp

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

I just know that that girl is the future Taoiseach of Ireland!

Theres a quote in itself. Where else is she going to be Taoiseach of?

Stephen Forde

hehe. Aah those great quotes of ctyi'ers. Such wise people are bred in ctyi. Hey max. My quotes lives on about sex things. Chopping of peoples noses with a chainsaw might surprise ye in a few years when ur getting lade max. U never know.

Piste

pinkpimp wrote:

Theres a quote in itself. Where else is she going to be Taoiseach of?

Shut up I.......Just shut up

jono087

By any chance does anyone remember/want to post any session one quotes. I know there were a few, i just can't remember any of them...

Lady penelopy

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