CTYI Quotes (and lots of 'em!)

pinkpimp

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Funkeyhatzrock!

the problem about session one was that a lot of our 'quotatious' phrases were kind of compiled in the thing that can't be mentioned.
although nobody has mentioned a certain bomber on his bike running as fast as he could.he he he

Liquorice

Dermo wrote:

no thanks. I think some of those could wait a while

Oh come now, I'm sure it's time for our conversation to be brought to the public...

Becky: HAHA! Meat cigar! Ahahaha...I get it now. Haha!

Me: Stop it! No playing with my magic knees...I don't want to come in court!

Róisín(to me): You can go as a midget to the disco.
Me: How does one dress like a midget?
Becky: Róisín, you can go as the beanstalk.
Róisín: And you can go as the harp that wouldn't shut up.

Mary(to Erin): Your voice is so small, it's like your sitting in his palm.
Peter: Wait...how would that work?
Mary: I don't want to know what you were referring to...

Me: Look at Martin, what's he doing?
Aoife: He's humping the jumper.
Me: Oh shit, that looks like Ana's jumper.

HeyYou

Here's another one, from an RA who wishes to remain anonymous:

"It's not gay if you take it!"

emmm.....

skanger666

Aoife- "Do you think Homer Simpson's an alcoholic?"

me: How can you be a nevermore? I have another year left and I'm older than you
Peter:What age are you?
me: 15
Peter:I'm 16

me_smart

another from that same anonomys RA
" two wrongs dont make a left"
i think the sleep deprivation is starting to have effect....

me_smart

also, i cant spell.....


me jen, me smart.

buffalo

me_smart wrote:

another from that same anonomys RA
" two wrongs dont make a left"
i think the sleep deprivation is starting to have effect....

I actually said "three wrongs don't make a left"


...


there goes my anonymity.

bugger.

Aoibheann

Nice one Bish. Now, we can all point and laugh at you............








Or not. Whatevers good.

butter_fly

for derrie and sarah!!! i love u 4ever!!! no1 else wil get this so don't ask!!!

P'CHUHHH!!!!!...as she drives off into the distance....tear!!!

DRY-HUMPER GUY

I Love You Too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

s0l

"Man, don't you just hate how every year after CTYI the forum goes to ****?"

Crash

heres one from Neil : "yeah and this is the second year i have to moderate it - ****s sake"

david

"its really hard for me to play because of my small fingers!" - Ashley

Feawen

Oh, will the references to master bassing never cease?... No?... Fine...

elephamt king

The quotes that i cud be bothered puting up now are Colm's(japanese instructor)brialliant "Could the people moving from the 'strip poker' circle to the 'truth or dare' circle please put their clothes back on"
and the numerous conversations in a thick scotish accent that emanated from my bathroom on several occasions, usually at around 2 a.m,courtesy of my roommate :mad: aonghus collins a.k.a r4ph :mad: .

i wud write more about The adventures of 'hamish' collins but its 4 a.m and there are drunken idiots across the road who are shouting various degrees of drunken c#*p,and i have to go and throw rocks at them.
bye

mentalimplosion

hah, just remembered one...

"god, her boobs are like 7 times as big as mine"
"nah, seven times nothing is still nothing...."

FwigginAwesome!

i remember during the course of a fun day at the dublin zoo (hot) dave saying something along the lines of 'the sham level of the shamminess of this sham is way high.' something like that...it was funny at the time

Raphael

Another good one from japanese:

わたしはくつさまです!!

(Watashi wa kutsu-sama desu)

(I am lord shoe!)

Lil' Jesus

Can't believe no one has said the most common quote in elec eng.

"effectively"
-Eamonn Boyle

Oh and there's one from Art Design last year that I am now going to quote incorrectly and be beaten down by the masses due to my..incorrectness.

"John: Everyone in Spain walks around topless!
Eadaoin: John, stop talking ****e. You talk so much ****e that soon the world will be covered in ****e, and everyone will drown and die. They'll die, John, because of how much ****e you talk."

ahh, the hilarious bus rides of CTYI 2003..ok there was one...but it was god damned funny.

Edit: While we're on last year:

"Hey look a bear!!"
-Me, about every six seconds

Or, upon seeing a bunch of junior CTYIers:
"Holy crap is that Jesus standing behind you!?!" *point somewhere behind them*

hannahC

I remember one!

*Ana texting someone late at night. I forgot who*

D-E-R-M-O, Dermo is a ......

Reply: C**t

Spog

Lil' Jesus wrote:

Oh and there's one from Art Design last year that I am now going to quote incorrectly and be beaten down by the masses due to my..incorrectness.

"John: Everyone in Spain walks around topless!
Eadaoin: John, stop talking ****e. You talk so much ****e that soon the world will be covered in ****e, and everyone will drown and die. They'll die, John, because of how much ****e you talk."

Ah yes, john and his ****e. Muchos amusement. Actually, there's a new carlsberg ad i think that states that everyone in spain does go around topless. Funny. Anyhoo... to beddy-byes i go.

twirly sponge

Ashley: He's the gayest gay that ever gayed.
Me: I love that expression, you can apply it to like, every situation.
Ashley: Yeah, like if someone was gay or something.

Stephen: You langer.

Bill and Tim: Beer! Trucks! Porn! Manly! Uhhrr!

Marc: I'm rushing my mint to get to the cookie!

It wasn't me!

Goddamn Aonghus! I wish you did the crazy scottish person talk last year. That would have been hilarious! And Guy, you should have taped it and used it to blackmail him. Now the world will never have proof.

me_smart

the true nature of irwin gill..........

irwin: "i showed you mine, now show me yours.."

HeyYou

Fair's fair.

Rainbow Girl

oh yeah, from Tim, while trying simultaneously to hide the red satin women's pjs myself, Ashley and Fiona had bought him and to prove his manly ruggedness as many a male walked by:
"oh... yes... uh... beer, women, steel industry... cigars... uh... drinking porn!... oh, no, wait..."

elephamt king

It wasn't me! wrote:

Goddamn Aonghus! I wish you did the crazy scottish person talk last year. That would have been hilarious! And Guy, you should have taped it and used it to blackmail him. Now the world will never have proof.

it wasnt that cool,on the first night it scared the ****e out of me.
oh,yeah,i have proof coz at one lights out i opened the door before the R.A knocked and i think he might have heard it because aonghus was doing it a few minutes before he came.it was either bish or niall (chi chi(kelly))

elephamt king

elephamt king wrote:

because aonghus was doing it a few minutes before he came

o.k i've just read that and realised how bad it sounds .

Raphael

elephamt king wrote:

aonghus was doing it a few minutes before he came

No Comment

Other great quote, Guy and cat were the only ones left in freeze thaw

Guy: "I can't knock her out, I have to sleep with her boyfriend tonight!"



わさび!!