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CTYI Quotes (and lots of 'em!)

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    #122
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    That's typical Aonghus though Guy. Last year he kept me awake until 5 O'clock every morning screaming Monty Python songs at the top of his lungs. Best roommate ever! ;)


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    #123
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    It wasn't me! wrote:
    That's typical Aonghus though Guy. Last year he kept me awake until 5 O'clock every morning screaming Monty Python songs at the top of his lungs. Best roommate ever! ;)
    Oh, guy got about a week of that as well :p


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    #124
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Cool. I miss last year. It rocked so much and I had to leave so ****ing early!


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    #125
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    On the subject of quotes however.
    "Cathal's not bi, he's just indiscriminate!"


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    #126
    HeyYou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭HeyYou


    Another quote for ya:

    "Im not small, I'm just concentrated!" (Elaine)


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    #127
    Zounds
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    Treasa: I'm not small, I'm french

    a little bit of confusion created by the word petite, once again in philosophy class


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    #128
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Rebecca McGrath on a bruise on her hip:-
    "Conor ****ed me against a wall"

    QUALITY!




    (****ed in the non sexual sense, i think)


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    #129
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    But of course.


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    #130
    shidoshi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭shidoshi


    HeyYou wrote:
    "Irwin: Its not a pretty sight when you let Willie loose on four fifteen year old boys in their boxers.

    That reminds me of the time we were caught talking out the windows in the middle of the night....


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    #131
    shidoshi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭shidoshi


    First Day, Canteen
    DERMO: "You can't miss the comp apps TA. He's 6'2". Looks like satan."

    Needless to say, we found him instantly.


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    #132
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    shidoshi wrote:
    First Day, Canteen
    DERMO: "You can't miss the comp apps TA. He's 6'2". Looks like satan."

    Needless to say, we found him instantly.
    Ah Eamonn Phelan.....sounds bout right tbh.


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    #133
    Rainbow Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭Rainbow Girl


    HeyYou wrote:
    Another quote for ya:

    "Im not small, I'm just concentrated!" (Elaine)
    Yeah, Elaine was my RA, she got that from Aisling in our group - she's been using that for years.


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    #134
    COCK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭COCK


    Cuan: Aisling?? Are you retarded??
    Aisling: **** off Cuan!
    Cuan: hehehehehehhehe!!

    Cuan:Aisling?!! You're in heat??!!!
    Aisling: **** yourself Cuan!
    Cuan: hehehehehehehe!!


    Cuan: She's thirteen?!!! Ahhh ****!!

    Neil: Guy walks into a bar and says ouch
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Colm: Whats tall, gothy, likes to pull out his lad, and has no eyebrows
    Brendan: What
    Colm: Youre ****in stupid


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    #135
    mentalimplosion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭mentalimplosion


    me: "seriously hannah, beat the slapper is endorsed by the irish government and they have tournaments and stuff"
    hannah; "really? cool"

    hannah: "yeah i had a pet rabbit..."
    ali: "rabbit? don't you mean a sponge? that's what we call them here"
    hannah: "really? cool"

    hannah: "so what do you guys call caves?"
    ali: "convents. god, imagine calling them caves...."
    hannah: "really? cool"


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    #136
    gigglingrat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭gigglingrat


    Mary: Quick! Spread your legs to prevent re-entry!

    Aisling: I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect.

    Ana: If he can make you come with one finger think what he can do with four!

    Me: Áine you're humping my leg
    Áine: I know

    Oisín: No-one. Outruns. Me.

    Michael: You could make an earum for your whole head, like a headum...
    ?: .... You mean a hat?

    Nick: ...and then I ate two sicks of chalk

    Me: G**** could build a fort in the cafiteria out of tables and chairs.
    Mary: Yeah, he'd have pictures of himself everywhere and he'd have one of those christmas cracker hats on his head!

    Terence: ...and then the chocolate donut went all over my crotch!

    Tim: Whats a dildo?

    Marc: Look at all the colours!
    Me: Oooh, its purple and now its blue...
    *andrew comes*
    Me: Oooh...his head is yellow.

    Aisling: Lets start a Mafia! I'll be Don Corleone!


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    #137
    Zounds
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    Aonghus Cat and Rory are discussing and/or doing something lewd a door opens,
    Me: that has to be an RA
    Jen: actually it's two RAs, an assistant site director, a site director...oh and another RA
    Jen, Fio, Aileen, Willie and Bish come round the corner in that order

    Aonghus: *sings Jet Plane*
    Cat: Stop that
    Aonghus: sorry it's stuck in my head
    Cat: yah, but I am leaving on ajet plane and i don't know when i'll be back again


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    #138
    chancer123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭chancer123


    silly me, banned


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    #139
    Sunstorm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Sunstorm


    Fear The Red X Of Doom!


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    #140
    buffalo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭buffalo


    Zounds wrote:
    Aonghus Cat and Rory are discussing and/or doing something lewd a door opens,
    Me: that has to be an RA
    Jen: actually it's two RAs, an assistant site director, a site director...oh and another RA
    Jen, Fio, Aileen, Willie and Bish come round the corner in that order
    haha! I remember that night - you guys were watching anime porn in the corridor - don't deny it!


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    #141
    Zounds
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    it wasn't porn dam you! every single time we were watching anime everyone assumed it was porn!


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    #142
    buffalo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭buffalo


    Zounds wrote:
    it wasn't porn dam you! every single time we were watching anime everyone assumed it was porn!
    hey, I know I saw tentacles!


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    #143
    Zounds
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    elephamt wrote:
    and the numerous conversations in a thick scotish accent that emanated from my bathroom on several occasions,

    I once overheard him talking to himself in a broklyn accent when he didn't know i was in his room.........he noticed me quite quickly once i fell over laughing


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    #144
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Remember the time that girl wandered into the common room, heard Japanese, just went "porn...", shook her head and left? That was funny.

    Go to love those gullible Americans. No really..... even the Republicans!


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    #145
    Zounds
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    something like that happened every single time I was watching anime with them, it got be really strange actually........


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    #146
    Lady penelopy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Lady penelopy


    Or, upon seeing a bunch of junior CTYIers:
    "Holy crap is that Jesus standing behind you!?!" *point somewhere behind them*[/QUOTE]

    woo! that was me, aidan, ad you know it!

    you got it wrong and all...it was "hey look! its jesus!!"...then you point.*sigh*


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    #147
    gigglingrat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭gigglingrat


    Ana: I'll eat your strawberry centre.


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    #148
    hannahC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭hannahC


    That was Aisling.

    me: (after eating a strawberry cornetto) I have to eat into the center to get to the strawberry goo

    Aisling: I'll go into your center to eat your strawberry goo!
    It wasn't me! wrote:
    Go to love those gullible Americans. No really..... even the Republicans!

    yay I get love


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    #149
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Free love! According to ye olde Declaration, 'tis thy right.


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    #150
    buffalo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭buffalo


    It wasn't me! wrote:
    Free love! According to ye olde Declaration, 'tis thy right.
    Or at least reasonably priced love.

    /Terry Pratchett


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    #151
    article6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 610 ✭✭✭article6


    buffalo wrote:
    Or at least reasonably priced love.

    /Terry Pratchett

    And a hard-boiled egg.


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