CTYI Quotes (and lots of 'em!)

elephamt king

*cogh,cough,hint,hint*

Judas04

It wasn't me! wrote:

That was funny, and then the psycho TA yelled at him on his way out. Remember Kevan's message?

Kevan's message?

It wasn't me!

"If we annoy our TA enough do you think her head will explode?"

Zounds

I once had a phrasebook containing the phrase
"Excuse me sir, I need to use your belt as a tournique to stop my arm/leg bleeding"
can't rememeber what language it was though

Matthewthebig

i cant remember if i posted this or if anyone else did. But Jason (oh i'll use this bleach just cuz its blue it got to be hair dye) asked an Italien "do you think in English?"

Rainbow Girl

Fíachra's whole mistaking-Ghandi-for-a-paedophile episode, that was pure class. It was so random, I mean, how do you make THAT mistake?! (in philosophy class)
I say Bish and Jen should invite eveyone to their place, we can all bring our own spoons, and we can wait till G's sleeping...

That'd sound so bad to anyone who doesn't know what I'm on about... And to anyone who does, I s'pose.

Pyschopath666

Holly: EEeeeewwwwwwwwwww Slober

freakydeadgirl

Rainbow Girl wrote:

I say Bish and Jen should invite eveyone to their place, we can all bring our own spoons, and we can wait till G's sleeping...

you wern't there sudo- vegan.....
you can't hold the power of the SPOOOOONNNNNN

:::yes EWWWWWWW slober:::

Piste

Is Jenny Lorigan here? She had like 10 pages of uberific quotes. Also to anyone who was in philosphy there is a Philosophy forum on the boards here if any of ye are interested.

Zounds

quotes from yesterday's reunion:

Colm: what have I missed?
Me: Leo was penetrating Mario

Aidan(on phone): oh, shít! she hung up about half an hour ago

Leo:Fúck! there's the national art gallery again!!!......where those parliment buildings always there?

Aoibheann

Also from yesterday:

Darran(after being told about someone else misspelling a digit): Misspelling digits? Thats like spelling eighteen 1-8. oh.......

Me:Your birthday has to be after August 1888....(everyone looks at me and laughs)Oh f*ck, I'm not awake yet.
(that sort of mistake happened so many times yesterday, I was not awake properly, ok guys?)

buffalo

CTYI is well finished, but certain RAs haven't stopped saying the silliest things.

"Did they say the sexy female fitness instructor was a woman?"

me_smart

dag nammit brian does everything i say have to end up on this forum!?? im going to get you back you know......

Caoimhe

You're pretty much asking for it with the whole "me jen me smart" thing :P

Jim_Are_Great

Aoibheann Brady wrote:

Also from yesterday:

Darran(after being told about someone else misspelling a digit): Misspelling digits? Thats like spelling eighteen 1-8. oh.......


Do you tell everyone about that, Colm?

Aoibheann

I think someone else told me. but maybe not. I just remember hearing it, and mentioning it to Darran. who then proceeded to say what I quoted.

pinkpimp

I told about 3 people. (wow, lucky you cant misspell it on a computer.)