Love! Love! Love!

Hugh Hefner

Left handed, artistically tending, *******. I love you all!!!

StupidLikeAFox

Two negatives make a positive....

Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner wrote:

I don't expect too much response to this this thread but I thought some might like it.

It seems I was quite wrong, seeing as this thread now has over 5,000 views :cool: (making it the 3rd most viewed thread).

Thank You!!

pinkpimp

Thats cos people expected to see links to porn.

Katie-Bob

Happy Birthday Kevin!!
Happy Birthday Guy!!!
This is a hilarious thread.....

elephamt king

pinkpimp wrote:

Thats cos people expected to see links to porn.

There are links to porn?
Where?

Matthewthebig

ColHol wrote:

Two negatives make a positive....

however in Russian two positives make a negative well in speech anyway

Aoibheann

Raphael wrote:

Hmm, just noticed this while reviewing my bad rep. You are aware Aoibheann, that our entire legal system is built upon 2 wrongs making a right?

you are aware, Aonghus, that our legal system is useless?

Aoibheann

also, I must note mention of lefties.
Yes, lefties rock(I am a lefty, obviously).
Einstein was a lefty. what more proof do you need?
(International Left-Handed day is august 15th, I think!)

Raphael

The entire legal system of the human race is based on that principle. So your saying all legal systems that are, or have been, suck.

Aoibheann

Raphael wrote:

The entire legal system of the human race is based on that principle. So your saying all legal systems that are, or have been, suck.

I can't believe we are discussing this, but yes, any legal system I know of is crap in some way or another.

PurpleFistMixer

Aoibheann Brady wrote:

(International Left-Handed day is august 15th, I think!)

13th of August.

Aoibheann

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

13th of August.

ah yes, indeed. I really should have checked to make sure of that. Thank you.
wohoo, the 13th it is. I shall have a lefties appreciation day, next year.

pinkpimp

Einsien was also an imbacile. His IQ was less than the average, in fact he wasn't far off being classed as mentally retarded. He was only good at maths.

It wasn't me!

Yeah, and does anyone else think the whole E=mc2 thing is a bit dodgy coming from a dyslexic?

Undergod

pinkpimp wrote:

Einsien was also an imbacile. His IQ was less than the average, in fact he wasn't far off being classed as mentally retarded. He was only good at maths.

Spelling Mistake. Write it out ten times...

Anyway, IQ is a less than perfect way of measuring intelligence. Einstein was quite witty, too. Even if he didn't really invent surfing...

Not very relevant. Hooray for ciotógs!

Undergod

It wasn't me! wrote:

Yeah, and does anyone else think the whole E=mc2 thing is a bit dodgy coming from a dyslexic?

Algebra: maths with letters. For people too stupid to use numbers...

It wasn't me!

Just because there's less of them doesn't mean he's not going to screw them up!

pinkpimp

Undergod wrote:

Spelling Mistake. Write it out ten times...

Anyway, IQ is a less than perfect way of measuring intelligence. Einstein was quite witty, too. Even if he didn't really invent surfing...

Not very relevant. Hooray for ciotógs!

I never said I wasn't one, I just said he was.

StupidLikeAFox

Undergod wrote:

Algebra: maths with letters. For people too stupid to use numbers...

Although i dont think he jus plucked it outta the sky, im pretty sure he put some work into it

Hugh Hefner

Hmmmm.... Well I can see this as been a very loving converation.


I love that picture of Einstein with his tongue out. If anyone has any info on it's context I'd loooooove to know.

elephamt king

From what i know about Einstein im willing to bet that it was completely random.
He would have been the perfect CTYIzen.

Stephen Forde

well they are many different theories ive heard bout einstein and his shenanogans.and ill probably never know which 1 is true.

But i heard it was his wifes work.And she was the genuis.But couldnt say she did it as women were classed badly then and so let einstein get all the credit, and that he was also stupid also.

Just a theory i heard.

Stephen Forde

well they are many different theories ive heard bout einstein and his shenanogans.and ill probably never know which 1 is true.

But i heard it was his wifes work.And she was the genuis.But couldnt say she did it as women were classed badly then and no one would believe her and take notice of it, so let einstein get all the credit, and also that he was also stupid.

Just a theory i heard.

doonothing

behind every great man.....

Raphael

Stephen Forde wrote:

well they are many different theories ive heard bout einstein and his shenanogans.and ill probably never know which 1 is true.

But i heard it was his wifes work.And she was the genuis.But couldnt say she did it as women were classed badly then and no one would believe her and take notice of it, so let einstein get all the credit, and also that he was also stupid.

Just a theory i heard.

Did you by any chance hear any proof of it? Or did someone just say it?

Hey lads, I heard all of Einsteins ideas were given to him by his cat, who was a reincarnation of Newton....It just a theory though...

Matthewthebig

Family Guy had the greateat reasons for Einstein's theories. He worked in the patent office....

PurpleFistMixer

I heard that story about it actually all being the wife but with some random industrial revolution inventer instead of Einstein.

Matthewthebig

why is it every time someone does anything well all these conspiracy theories turn up

Barry Aldwell

My old applied maths teacher had a theory that Pythagoras's theorem was actually nicked by Pythagoras, from one of his students. Unsuprisingly, history has not recorded the name of the wronged student

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Any maths text I've read says pretty much the same thing, after Pythagoras set up his school of maths he stole theorems and proofs from students regularly and if they got uppity about it, they were put to death. See especially, Fermat's Last Theorem.

Stephen Forde

all im saying is that i just heard it.Sorry if i referred to it as a theory.I sincerely hope u accept my humble apologies.


Would that have anything to do with the word LAST as he was killed after he stole the theory?*shrugs soldiers*


Looks like we will never know whether these people were truely genuis'.

StupidLikeAFox

Stephen Forde wrote:

*shrugs soldiers*.

haha, two guys in the fca post one after the other and forde says ''shrugs soldiers''

Couldnt have planned that

Hugh Hefner

Barry Aldwell wrote:

The post-session spamathon will continue at it's current rate for approximately another month, at which point it will slowly die out. In 2 to 3 months from now, there will be little to no posting on the board. In approximately 6 months from now, the board will be only threads about how much CTYI has changed, personal abuse (most likely involving the mods), and old injokes. It will continue like this for another 4 months or so, after which there will be the "OMFG CTYI IS LIKE STARTING SO SOON, AND I'M SOOOOOOOOO EXCITED ABOUT IT" threads, with the obligatory "Bah, humbug" contributions from the nevermores. The board will continue like this until CTYI starts. During CTYI, there will be a small amount of posting (smaller than previous years, due to the staff monitoring the board, and confiscating PCs), until the end of S2, when we will be right back to the current state.

Such is the circle of spam

I'm thinkin' we're right on track.

Matthewthebig

well sure lets enjoy it while we can.

pinkpimp

Barry Aldwell wrote:

My old applied maths teacher had a theory that Pythagoras's theorem was actually nicked by Pythagoras, from one of his students. Unsuprisingly, history has not recorded the name of the wronged student

Geometry is a lie. it only woks on small areas. The world is a curved surface, so we're wasting our time. For example, draw a perfect right angle on a balloon, and inflate it. Still a right angle? NO!!

StupidLikeAFox

oh my god, your a mathematical genius, im gonna write that down on my leavin cert and its a guaranteed 100 points

pinkpimp

TELL YOUR TEACHERS!!!!!!
(they'll cry)

Barry Aldwell

pinkpimp wrote:

Geometry is a lie. it only woks on small areas. The world is a curved surface, so we're wasting our time. For example, draw a perfect right angle on a balloon, and inflate it. Still a right angle? NO!!

Such lies. There is a large scale application (I think you can guess what it is), and the errors caused by the trignometry being slightly wrong are tiny in comparison to other errors. Y'know, silly things like air resistance, and the earth moving under the shell

pinkpimp

This I know. Still...

Jim_Are_Great

At the risk of seeming like an idiot - no, wait, at the risk of sounding like an even bigger idiot- what's the FCA.

pinkpimp

Jim_Are_Great wrote:

At the risk of seeming like an idiot - no, wait, at the risk of sounding like an even bigger idiot- what's the FCA.

was that a question?
(note the questionmark)

Hugh Hefner

Stop Right There

No way is this moving on to a puncuation argument! I think punctuation is important sure. Extremely important. Yet, I don't want such an argument ruining this thread. There boring and go nowhere (I think we all agree on that). So leave it guys.

Thanks alot Jim.

Jim_Are_Great

pinkpimp wrote:

was that a question?
(note the questionmark)

I'm inexplicably sorry. I'll never do it again, I swear.

Look, I'll put in now:

?
Also, I agree wholeheartedly with Kev. And What is the FCA?

abraham lincoln

an excuse for a reserve defence force.

pinkpimp

Hugh Hefner wrote:

Stop Right There

No way is this moving on to a puncuation argument! I think punctuation is important sure. Extremely important. Yet, I don't want such an argument ruining this thread. There boring and go nowhere (I think we all agree on that). So leave it guys.

Thanks alot Jim.

Ok Kev, you're the boss, sorry. I was just bored at the time.
And Jim, itwas very gracious of you to concede defeat, I would like to join in the glory and also concede defeat, making us on a par of both being twats. Go us!

Jim_Are_Great

Indeed!

*sighs and goes all misty-eyed as he wishes all arguements could end like they do at CTYI*

Hugh Hefner

http://www.lovecalculator.com/

Go ahead try it. The tests after it are quite good too.

Piste

On A completely unrelated note to love, but not completely unrelated to tests, this is a thing called the political compass. You take a test to assert your political, social and economic views and your results are shown on compass/axis thingery. Check it out here: http://www.digitalronin.f2s.com/politicalcompass/

PurpleFistMixer

Hugh Hefner wrote:

http://www.lovecalculator.com/

Go ahead try it. The tests after it are quite good too.

Did anyone else notice the scores with sheep are always really high?

Not that I was checking...

That political compass thing is interesting but last I checked I think it was different to the normal political thing in the left right spectrum... so it confused me no end.