Has anyone got........

Aoibheann

the declaration of independence of CTYI????? It was hilarious.........
Oh the memories...

Zounds

i do, i'll post it later

Aoibheann

Zounds wrote:

i do, i'll post it later

Nice one. Thanks.

Zounds

The Declaration Of Independence

Of The Free State Of:

CTYI

We the assorted bunch of tossers proclaimed to be talented, do pledge ourselves to the (fill in the blank) state of CTYI.
Through the secret activities of our COCK (Confederation of Clever Kids), we have formed an underground movement dedicated to the cause.
Our movement believes in a number of inalienable rights, among them the following:

The right to:

• Free Love
• Canoodling
• Mosh
• Mosh and be violent
• Edible food
• Resort to violence
• Have lights on all night
• Use the cooker
• Offaly
• Mixed corridors
• Talk Bullshít
• Be Talented
• have 15 RAs as criminally irresponsible as Dermo
• Use the computer labs for fun things
• Wander around aimlessly
• Shower in your own room
• Uncensored talent shows
• Arse about
• Clean cutlery
• Have rights
• Make comments about OUTRAGEOUS height
• Dress potatoes as the celebrities of our choice
• Be naked
• Taunt Willie about his name without guilt or feeling immature
• To change the motto
• Worship Fergal
• Laugh
• Have record setting events involving showers and CTYI students
• Have an unwanted langauge
• Swivel chairs
• To pick up Elaine and put her in your pocket
• Kiwis
• Play the song "A Land Down Under" as loud as wanted at any time of the day
• Better paid TAs
• Dry trays
• A Wonderwall

Signed:

Zounds

dam that took a long time to type and format

Raphael

Thats kinda pathetic y'know

Zounds

what is? (apparently there's a minium message lenght)

Raphael

Typing it out. Havent you got a scanner?

Zounds

yah but it's tempermental

Aoibheann

Thanks for posting it.

buffalo

*cough* I believe there was a few additions made while it was on the canteen wall ... Jarge, would you care to officially append the declaration at some point - you know the line I'm talking about!

Zounds

Aoibheann Brady wrote:

Thanks for posting it.

No probs (dam minimum thingy, is it new or do i ussualy make longer posts?)

Stephen Forde

HOi is this all session 1 stuff cos i dont remember this..!???

Zounds

this is ses2 stuff, it was up on Rations nearly the whole time

Piste

Stephen Forde wrote:

HOi is this all session 1 stuff cos i dont remember this..!???

It's ok He's from Cork

Jarge!!!

Hokay, for Bish, we got:

• have 15 RAs as sexy as Bish

And, just for the record, there were two other amendments. The Dermo one should read

• have 15 RAs as criminally irresponsible as Dermo

And the motto one was

• change the motto from 'If you praise children, they will prosper' to 'You love the C.O.C.K.... and so does yer ma'

I think some other people added stuff as well, but they'll have to post it themselves if they want people to know about it. And, for those of you who care, the original signatories were Conor D., Doncha, Noah, and myself.

Aoibheann

Thanks guys.

Dermo

Jarge!!! wrote:

And, just for the record, there were two other amendments. The Dermo one should read

• have 15 RAs as criminally irresponsible as Dermo

I'm not criminally irresponsible......well not yet

Sickle(dysk)

rawr dermo. u big nerd ph34r j00 1337 sk1llz sk12!p7y

Crash

the correct phrase is criminally negligent tbh.

farry aka faz

Jarge!!! wrote:

Hokay, for Bish, we got:

• have 15 RAs as sexy as Bish

And, just for the record, there were two other amendments. The Dermo one should read

• have 15 RAs as criminally irresponsible as Dermo

And the motto one was

• change the motto from 'If you praise children, they will prosper' to 'You love the C.O.C.K.... and so does yer ma'

I think some other people added stuff as well, but they'll have to post it themselves if they want people to know about it. And, for those of you who care, the original signatories were Conor D., Doncha, Noah, and myself.

I added "the right to cannibalism" on the declaration of CTYIzens rights ,while it was in the canteen! Whoop-dee-dooo!
By the way ..... how come i never heard bout this site at ctyi? someone had to tell me about it while we were talking online! Some people could just go through ctyi and not know about it... especially naiive people like me (although i'm not really naiive)... i don't know why i said that!!!

halenger

Why why oh WHY?!

*sighs*

doonothing

(hehehe...i stole the declaration off the wall on the last day...)

sh*t, did i just say that out loud??

NeoSlicerZ

halenger wrote:

Why why oh WHY?!

*sighs*

0_o?

nosmo

Wow.. And I thought Papa Roach overdid the angst.

halenger

NeoSlicerZ wrote:

0_o?

Just everything about it. BAH.

Rainbow Girl

...and i stole the signatures... me and you, marc, we could team up and make millions. Start our own Student fund, and i bet we'd make much more than Bish's RA one... so HA...

Mystic Fibrosis

And the cycle begins anew.

purplepolkadot

heh. our cycle was better.