The Fast Show...

Teddi

What are your favourite sketches on the show?

mine are those two blokes....the guy with the mustache and the goofy lookin frizzy haired fella...they do the extreme sports one...'Lets off road!'...lol...

Ted and 'Sir'

and 'Welcome to Jazz Club'......'Nice'.....'Jingle Bells'....'mmmmmmmm'......lol

what you think are the best?.....

radiospan

The guy who freaks out when he hears "black" is brilliant!

"Black! The End!!! As we crawl on our knees to our doom!!"

Swiss Toni is so funny, too: "No Paul, you do not take a woman 'down the pub'. You've fallen at the first hurdle!"

"I know what women want... Fine wines.. Belgian chocolates..." LOL.

Teddi

'Black Mother....like the sky.....the black crows feeding on your soul!!!!'...
blllaaacckk!!'

lol, class,,

'and as we mixed the solution with the milk...we found a cure for Cancer....Which was nice'........lol..your man cooking in the kitchen...brill..

'eh....ted...em...hows the Bailer working out?...Ted:..uh..needs a new alternator Sir...Sir:...ah...i...i..see.....Ted.....well.....i'll be off....so.......Ted.....' lol.....

remember the one that ted had to drive sir into town on his old mope head?

Sir was holding on to him really tightly.....brill....hehe...

Vladimar

afethfethafethethetheth-chris wadle!

.......of course, i was very, very drunk. - genius!

Seth Brundle

I'll get me coat!

Seth Brundle

Butros Butros Gali!

Scorchio! :cool:

MrVestek

Did anyone go to the live show there in the point a year or so ago? That was brilliant.

Teddi

nooo!!...

i remember i was broke when they were out here..lol

'Waiter:..sir..would you like to order?....Yes i would..id like the----oh..ive just come!.....(goes to the woman)....oh yes...and id like the chicken

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ohhh...uhh....oh..ive just come..

lol.............'Welcome to Jazzz club' .......he rocks!

MrVestek

Ahh it was brilliant. It's always weird but wonderful seeing guys that you've seen on tv before on a stage in front of you. Don't remember much from the night now tho cus it was a while ago but it was very funny, they made alot of references to the LUAS and ballymun... priceless stuff.

Buck Owens

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smoke.me.a.kipper

"theres a drainage problem in the lower firld sire!"

"suit you sir!! ohhhhhhhhh!!"
"did she want it sir?"

"small boys... jumpers for goalposts... down in the park... ball in the face... OUCH!... pretend it doesnt hurt but secretly longing for the warm bosom of mummy!!... hmmm isnt it..."

MrVestek

I'm A Alien!!!

pork99

A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films and the manly smell of a pipe. A woman is a complex, mysterious box of tricks. When you’re selling a car to a woman, you have to imagine you’re making love to her.

- Swiss Toni

mad m

scorcheooo scorcheooo scorcheooo

Chinafoot

Do you Like Peas? and do you like Cheese?
then you'll love Cheesy Peas!!!

MrVestek

Bob flemming's country classics... #all around the cough... hic... ARSE!!!!#

Teddi

' me?....with my repuatation.......in the girls locker room?'