What kind've of man turns you on??

climaxer

This are some of my fantasy men and get me very horny:

Bouncers - the really well-built serious ones who try their best not to give you eye contact but you catch them looking at you

Builders - love men in hard hats and and really tanned strong arms and squeezable arses..

Firemen - need I say more!

Don't like office type men at all. Business men in suits don't do anything for me! Probably cos I work in an office.

Doodee

Hmmm, i'd say those men that were born females and everything about them is female.

o wait, they're just Females aint they.

Fudger

climaxer wrote:

This are some of my fantasy men and get me very horny:

Bouncers - the really well-built serious ones who try their best not to give you eye contact but you catch them looking at you

Builders - love men in hard hats and and really tanned strong arms and squeezable arses..

Firemen - need I say more!

Don't like office type men at all. Business men in suits don't do anything for me! Probably cos I work in an office.

I work in an office, am the fire marshal, have lego on my desk and get thick with people for no reason, and contantly have people kicking my ass in work. Now if that doesn't cover all you demands I can buy some fake tan.

climaxer

Ok fudger you can turn me on too if you want

azezil

my boyfriend

em heh, twinks wruffty

Fudger

climaxer wrote:

Ok fudger you can turn me on too if you want

almost sounds like you have a big button on the side of ya for on and off. very handy indeed, i like it

climaxer

Fudger wrote:

almost sounds like you have a big button on the side of ya for on and off. very handy indeed, i like it

You've just turned me on - and I've forgoten that wittiness is a big turn on for me too!

Fudger

climaxer wrote:

You've just turned me on - and I've forgoten that wittiness is a big turn on for me too!

can you cook ?

climaxer

Yes I can cook but don't bother much cos I don't need to! I see cooking as a chore and don't enjoy it tbh. I have so much other stuff to do in my spare time.

Fudger

climaxer wrote:

Yes I can cook but don't bother much cos I don't need to! I see cooking as a chore and don't enjoy it tbh. I have so much other stuff to do in my spare time.

hmmmmmmmm in one way I can't believe you answered that one without "you male chauvinistic pig" and in another way you sound like a pot noodle kinda gal.........very fancy indeed.

climaxer

who said I was a gal - only messin - Im a female alright! Don't really take things to heart on boards like this - its only a bit of fun.

btw I hate pot noodles - more of an order in the chinese type of girl. I love getting food delivered. Funny really but its just the novelty of getting it delivered that makes it taste better!

Is it mostly students in here - I feel as if you are all quite young. I am in my mid twenties myself - not really sure where to posting cos only new to this board.

I'm off home now - only log in at work - my pc at home is crap - need a new one and broadband at home - just need the money first. If only I wasn't spending all my money on takeaways I could have one! :eek:

Suaimhneach

One who knows the diffrence between 'there', 'their' and 'they're'. And knows how to use apostrophe. Always a turn on. Oh, and of course, a [space] lot.

Tall is good.

Manly in general. But I don't mean in the conventional way. If your talking about knocking down a big wall, or all techie about your computer, makes no odds. Once it's important and you know what your on about. Hmm...

BEAT

I could be wrong but this thread strikes me a a man-fishing or bating what ever youd like to call it type of thread...in other words it shouts:
My nick is Climaxer *hint hint* I am female and like these types of men...etc... :rolleyes:

*yawn*

embee

Geeks and nerds.

CuLT

BEAT wrote:

I could be wrong but this thread strikes me a a man-fishing or bating what ever youd like to call it type of thread...in other words it shouts:
My nick is Climaxer *hint hint* I am female and like these types of men...etc... :rolleyes:

*yawn*

ie,



?

Suaimhneach

No I feel silly for replying. But the "What kind of lady?" thread was doin' so well like....

Stark

One who's shallow

banquo

guys like kris.

CathyMoran

Funny, intelligent, kind, tall nerds hopefully with a deep gravel voice...they need to get to my brain before I can fancy them...

cerebus

climaxer wrote:

This are some of my fantasy men and get me very horny:

...

Builders - love men in hard hats and and really tanned strong arms and squeezable arses..

Firemen - need I say more!

...

These may be just the group of fellows for you. No fireman (maybe an opening for some enterprising boardster?) but you do get the added bonus of a few other stereotypes as well...

[size=-3]Psst! Just between you and me, I think you might be gay[/size]

tk123

Somebody who can make me laugh!

DriftingRain

Hummmm.....

Funny, smart, (Glasses are a plus), somewhat stylish with geek all in it!

Must be able to fight with me, put up with my temper tantrums, and then make up!

Oh... me me me....I could go on and on!

/me STOPS!


~DR~

rainbow kirby

Relatively good looking, preferably taller than me, good personality and sense of humour, I like geeky and sporty guys...particularly martial artists! NO SKANGERS!

Lainey

well, the men are havin a great time with the 'what kind of women thread' !!

the kind of man who turns me on would be one who likes to watch loads of gaa and soccer.. esp just when one match is over they flick to italian soccer or spanish soccer for hours more fun while he constantly farts and has his hand down his trousers for the night...

a man who likes to go to the pub and drink all day and night with his friends whenever he wants and come home reekin of beer and curry spilled down his top, to climb into bed and lie there whilst i satisfy his every need and lovingly watch him as he snores through the night.. lies in next morning followed by breakfast in bed..

a man who never remembers birthdays, first kiss anniversaries, first date anniversary, first night spent together anniversary, first 'i love you' anniversary..

this would be my perfect man.. now where could a woman find a man like that.. !!!!!!!

Deadwing

Seems like an awful lot of you like geeky men..well in that case..*puts on glasses* i can recite pi to 1500 places!! the last number is a 6..its also a well known fact every odd numbered star trek film is sh!t form an orderly queue ladis..*L*

climaxer

BEAT wrote:

I could be wrong but this thread strikes me a a man-fishing or bating what ever youd like to call it type of thread...in other words it shouts:
My nick is Climaxer *hint hint* I am female and like these types of men...etc... :rolleyes:

*yawn*

Why bother replying if it makes you soooooo tired pet. I ain't here trying to hook a man. I don't need to try get a man in cyberland when I can a man in the real world. I'm here to have a laugh and chat and some fun. Seems to be a double standard here ie. boys can talk about porn, shagging etc and they are studs and when its a woman/girl we are sluts ffs I thought those days were gone. And you may not realise it but girls actually like porn and sex too :eek:

Aurther Hugh

Big, rugged, bearded with a sword ala Lotr or King Aurther.

uberwolf

climaxer wrote:

And you may not realise it but girls actually like porn and sex too :eek:

she's not lying, I read about this once, I forget the URL though.

climaxer

cerebus wrote:

These may be just the group of fellows for you. No fireman (maybe an opening for some enterprising boardster?) but you do get the added bonus of a few other stereotypes as well...

[size=-3]Psst! Just between you and me, I think you might be gay[/size]

The village people are not what I had in my mind and I'm not gay. You think I'm a man - that is ****in hilarious. I couldn't be more female if I tried.

You are a funny bunch of people here - I've never seen boys so threatened by me before. The minute I set this up sure ye had set up your own little thread to make it even!

Must go and get some food in the shop and check out the builders on their 10 o'clock break.

fjon

Jesjes wrote:

One who knows the diffrence between 'there', 'their' and 'they're'. And knows how to use apostrophe. Always a turn on. Oh, and of course, a [space] lot.

Tall is good.

Manly in general. But I don't mean in the conventional way. If your talking about knocking down a big wall, or all techie about your computer, makes no odds. Once it's important and you know what your on about. Hmm...

How about someone who knows their "your" from "you're"?

I'm sorry - it had to be done...

Lozjm

climaxer wrote:

w Don't really take things to heart on boards like this - its only a bit of fun.

She/Him is right - only a bit of fun !

climaxer

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Mighty_Mouse

a man who never remembers birthdays, first kiss anniversaries, first date anniversary, first night spent together anniversary, first 'i love you' anniversary..

Wow! Thats upping the bar a little too much! Now we have to remember first date, "i love you", first kiss anniversaries!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a hope! Actually they were probably all the same time as first night spent together

Lainey

Mighty_Mouse wrote:

Wow! Thats upping the bar a little too much! Now we have to remember first date, "i love you", first kiss anniversaries!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a hope! Actually they were probably all the same time as first night spent together

i don't know how spectacular you are in galway mighty mouse, but all that on the first night?? bit optimistic of you.. (as in doubtful).. anyways, t'was meant as a bit of fun

Lozjm

Lainey wrote:

i don't know how spectacular you are in galway mighty mouse, but all that on the first night??

No ! even Galway women arn't that easy !

jay567

Lozjm wrote:

I'm here to have a laugh and chat and some fun.!

Ignore and stick with it, they soften up after a while, or else u just ignore them.

Sleepy

Climaxer, I recommend you reconsider the crap sig pics, overuse of smileys (that you seem to have used incorrectly), refusal to obey the rules of grammer and quit with the theatrics if you plan to stay a member of these boards. I ain't a mod, but you'll find they're not fond of flashing gifs in signatures and Monty, the mod on this board is particularly swift in his bannage.

climaxer

Sleepy, I'm really sorry if I upset you

Lozjm

i think he (climaxer ) was attacking me with the emoticons - never mind eh !

climaxer

I still can't believe you think I'm a man - WHY?!

Lozjm

climaxer wrote:

I still can't believe you think I'm a man - WHY?!

Ahh sorry - now we know the truth - only a woman would take the hump

Twistedlilkitty

DriftingRain wrote:

Hummmm.....

Funny, smart, (Glasses are a plus), somewhat stylish with geek all in it!

oh you have a glasses thing too??
for me glasses, must be very funny, must like cartoons, music, me, also i'm starting to like beards...and trousers that are not tracksuit bottoms and strange tshirts are all a plus for me.....plus if they can look at me without fear that helps...

Dr. Loon

climaxer wrote:

I still can't believe you think I'm a man - WHY?!

Anyone that claims to be a female on the internet, is always considered a man. Until proven otherwise.

Lozjm

Dr. Loon wrote:

Anyone that claims to be a female on the internet, is always considered a man. Until proven otherwise.

And usually have "several" female aliases ( on various media - icq - yahoo - msn - irc )

Only way to be sure is if all the girls post photos...........

climaxer

I have been pm'ing someone here and sent him some pics so I hope that is proof enough. I will get him to post tomorrow cos I'm going home now. I really don't mean to offend people. Didn't realise it was that strict here re smilies and blinkies. I usually use magicmom.com because I am a mom and you can do what you like over there with smilies but just wanted to come over here for a bit of fun. Again sorry if I offended anyone. Might just stick with magic mom. For anyone who needs more proof I am Gemma on magicmom - just click on the members list and you can see my profile!

Twistedlilkitty

Lozjm wrote:

And usually have "several" female aliases ( on various media - icq - yahoo - msn - irc )

Only way to be sure is if all the girls post photos...........

of themselves or just general things?
are women better photographers than men....hmmmm

if the photos are of kittens and babies then shes a woman...or a more twisted individual than first thought

Dr. Loon

climaxer wrote:

I have been pm'ing someone here and sent him some pics so I hope that is proof enough. I will get him to post tomorrow cos I'm going home now. I really don't mean to offend people. Didn't realise it was that strict here re smilies and blinkies. I usually use magicmom.com because I am a mom and you can do what you like over there with smilies but just wanted to come over here for a bit of fun. Again sorry if I offended anyone. Might just stick with magic mom. For anyone who needs more proof I am Gemma on magicmom - just click on the members list and you can see my profile!

Don't worry, I don't think you've actually offended any one. Just a lot of people like to take the píss here.

By the way I was unable to find magicmom. Although I did find some place called backyard jungle... strange place. Way too bright. It upset me.

Lozjm

Twistedlilkitty wrote:

of themselves or just general things?
are women better photographers than men....hmmmm

if the photos are of kittens and babies then shes a woman...or a more twisted individual than first thought

Sorry ! - Themselves ( unless thier sisters are better looking ) ( or themselves very ugly )

yossarin

Hi Gemma,

we don't need proof and you're welcome here. There are no rules about smilies and blinkies. I think everyone is just showing off.

ps - the backyard jungle site: the green hurts me in a bad place.

Dr. Loon

yossarin wrote:

Hi Gemma,

we don't need proof and you're welcome here. There are no rules about smilies and blinkies. I think everyone is just showing off.

ps - the backyard jungle site: the green hurts me in a bad place.

Well, there's no animated gifs in sigs if I recall correctly, posting hundreds of smilies isn't going to cheer people up. Just annoy them.

skittishkitten

MMmmmmm...... I like tall, dark, ruggedly handsome men. 6+ foot , well built but not muscled bound , long dark hair , goatee , one thats not overly impressed with themselves ( can't stand a man that loves to spend time preening in a mirror ) . One who can be submissed to my whims , but knows when to take control when I get out of hand . Someone intellegent . Someone that like to go places and do things , not sit at home all the time . One that will lavish affection on me and treat me like the Goddess I am