What kind of woman turns you on?

Flukey

Just so that there is a bit of balance here.

LoneGunM@n

Curvy, with a great smile, sense of humour & really light blue eyes ... just like my better half :rolleyes:

smoke.me.a.kipper

one with a pulse.
anything more personality / looks wise is just a bonus.

Fudger

mute women with big breats lots of money and low standards.

Nemici

boxing helena sums it up really.

impr0v

Confident assertive professionals in pinstripe trouser suits. Preferably blonde, undoubtedly athletic, drives a Golf GTi or better and is a few years away from partnership at a profitable firm of solicitors.

Now if only I could pull that kind of woman!

robbie1876

Wow, half a dozen posts in and no soft porn pics yet, that has to be a record.

My woman has to be the professional type, very confident and preferably with a boards user name of climaxer

Kone

Asian, dark eyes, small waist, big brain! (and an incurable disorder that makes her go out with lazy & messy techy types)

Fudger

impr0v wrote:

Confident assertive professionals in pinstripe trouser suits. Preferably blonde, undoubtedly athletic, drives a Golf GTi or better and is a few years away from partnership at a profitable firm of solicitors.

Now if only I could pull that kind of woman!

what colour the golf ?

froggie_1

for me there is no special type, once i get to know a girl and theres a spark it doesnt matter what she looks like (as long as shes not a hound) but personality is way more important to the vast majority of lads than girls give us credit for. if shes funny and confident smart and fun loving and easy to talk to, shes gonna get stuck in my head and drive me mad.....women - the ruination of many good men....

Fudger

froggie_1 wrote:

for me there is no special type, once i get to know a girl and theres a spark it doesnt matter what she looks like (as long as shes not a hound) but personality is way more important to the vast majority of lads than girls give us credit for. if shes funny and confident smart and fun loving and easy to talk to, shes gonna get stuck in my head and drive me mad.....women - the ruination of many good men....

Very thought provoking.

froggie_1

then again, the kind of woman that turns you on could be very different to the kind of woman you'd like to go out with

impr0v

Fudger wrote:

what colour the golf ?

Probably black or silver, red would be too much of a 'look at me' thing. No non-committal greys either, would indicate indecisiveness.

][cEMAN**

Redhead. Funny. Relaxed yet has enough energy to keep up. Loves music, loves films. Feels comfortable in casual and dressed situations (I hate people who limit themselves to just 1 style because it's so 2d)

I'm going to have to go with Ludakris here and say "We want a lady in the street, but a freak in da bed".

Someone who I meet minds with....but the redhead thing is a serious bonus!

Fudger

impr0v wrote:

Probably black or silver, red would be too much of a 'look at me' thing. No non-committal greys either, would indicate indecisiveness.

nice. Your a man who knows what he wants, could be mistaken for obsession or some other form of mental illness.

Lozjm

A good-looking slut who can cook

impr0v

Fudger wrote:

nice. Your a man who knows what he wants, could be mistaken for obsession or some other form of mental illness.

my thoughts exactly!

Big Ears

Kone wrote:

. big brain! (and an incurable disorder)
.

is her brain big because of this disorder , or do you mean smart
.

Ste-

The kind of woman that can add 26 + 017.

Agent Smith

red head, with deep exspressive eye's...

flogen

petite (dont like tall women... when theyre taller than me, i get freaked out), curvy, cute and pretty... thats looks.
Funny, positive, clever, genuine and honest for personality.

Thats my girl, and much, much more

flogen

honeymonster

yea, what he said ^

monkeyfudge

She needs to have a tail and live in a piano...

or she could be some sort of swan.. swans give me the horn...

flogen

honeymonster wrote:

yea, what he said ^

oi! stay away from my lady!
:P

flogen

banquo

huge Nordic goddesses.



(not really)

robbie1876

haha, over in the girlie version of this thread they are talking about men having to have 'a sense of humour', while over here it's all nordic goddessess, sluts and piano-dwelling, tail-swaggering beauties.

weemcd

robbie1876 wrote:

haha, over in the girlie version of this thread they are talking about men having to have 'a sense of humour', while over here it's all nordic goddessess, sluts and piano-dwelling, tail-swaggering beauties.

women lie they want cock and lots of it

Big Ears

robbie1876 wrote:

haha, over in the girlie version of this thread they are talking about men having to have 'a sense of humour', while over here it's all nordic goddessess, sluts and piano-dwelling, tail-swaggering beauties.

looks like we're the type of guys they want then .

excellent .

phoenix2181

someone who looks like Rachael Stevens, they've got to be intelligent, professional but also know how to have a laugh & be a big softie at heart

Selik

Someone who I click with and click with well...

Deadwing

For gods sake guys, youre missing the chance to turn this into another unadulterated slydice special!!

DriftingRain

Hurmmm.....

Intresting Answers......

/me thinks about some of these answers and figures out which ones to avoid!

*Giggle*

~DR~

Wacker

Dark hair. Pale skin. Opinionated about such things as music, films, politics, religion, society. Witty. Confident. Intelligent. O a similair age to me. Non-smoking. Preferrably in my locality too.
Thats about it.

l3rian

a ****ing amazingly sexy body, and a rehabilitatable brain :cool:

Bottle_of_Smoke

Dark hair. Pale skin. Opinionated about such things as music, films, politics, religion, society. Witty. Confident. Intelligent. O a similair age to me. Non-smoking. Preferrably in my locality too.

are you me?

anyway mine would be tall (even tho i'm ridiculously short) black hair, really slim, large breasts + bit of an ass (hey we said ideal ok!)

funky penguin

agent smith wrote:

red head, with deep exspressive eye's...

Ah yes...

Take note of the long, luxurios hair.....obviously a result of a healthy diet of pedagree chum extra chunky ....stuff.

Lainey

funky penguin wrote:

Ah yes...

Take note of the long, luxurios hair.....obviously a result of a healthy diet of pedagree chum extra chunky ....stuff.

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

funky penguin

He/she certainly has that aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh factor.

tba

I want more of those pics!

funky penguin

tba wrote:

I want more of those pics!

I think we have gone long enough without them.....

Lainey

funky penguin wrote:

tba wrote:

I want more of those pics!

I think we have gone long enough without them.....

and again aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

funky penguin

She does have that ahhhhhh factor.

CuLT

I think the fact that her right nipple is on view disqualifies that picture as "borderline".

Lainey

CuLT wrote:

I think the fact that her right nipple is on view disqualifies that picture as "borderline".

haha.. talk about attention to detail.. i completely missed that..

funky penguin

where? I cant see it. my brother says its the left one

CuLT

HER right. Not YOUR right.

/me waits for comprehension to dawn.

funky penguin

Thats the one im looking at.

Sure thats not just a whisp of hair?

fragile

I almost saw the nipple, I need to see the nipple

Explosive_Cornflake

There is no nipple on show there. Look at her belly button though. Its almost an outy, ugh.

Sleepy

My ideal woman would have good skin, long silky hair, beautiful eyes, a petite feminine figure and a great smile. She'd be a little bit girly but able to hack a night out with the lads, financially independant but able to accept a gifts when you treat her. She wouldn't spend more than an hour a day preening herself, having the ability to get ready for a last minute night out in ten minutes.

She'd have good taste in music, movies and TV, have her own opinions on them but be open minded about others'. She could sit and talk all night about anything with or without the influence of drugs or alcohol. A self assured nature but not cocky, basically able to be herself without feeling the need to put down others. She'd be able to accept that at times I just need to be alone and that at others I need her there (and know which time is which). Someone that can go out with her friends without me at times and who doesn't mind me doing the same.

Someone kind, sweet, caring and considerate. Someone who just feels right lying against me on the couch and even better lying in my arms in bed. Someone adventurous, yet with a sense of tradition. Someone who could on the same holiday spend an entire day in the Louvre and another sky-diving. Someone that doesn't need to be complimented all the time but can accept one with a smile.

I'm sure there's more things I've left out but you should have the gist by now: I'm looking for the impossible!

froggie_1

................end of thread.
that was emotional....if ya can find someone like that....well i mean ud die happy...that whole gettin ready thing is so true, sometimes you wish women were able to go with the flow a bit more....

and the louvre thing...i hear that too