condoms!

climaxer

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag line.........



Tesco condoms-every little helps

Nike condoms-just do it

Peugeot condoms-the ride of your life

Galaxy condoms-why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC condoms-finger licking good

Minstrel condoms-melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway condoms-lightening the load

Abbey National condoms-because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola condoms-the real thing

Ever Ready condoms-keep going and going

Pringles condoms-once you pop you can't stop

Burger King condoms-Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms-for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms-no comment required

Muller light condoms-so much pleasure but wheres the pain

Halfords condoms-we go the extra mile

Royal Mail condoms-I saw this and thought of you

Andrex condoms-soft, strong and very long

Renault condoms-size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms-does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms-its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms-gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms-reaches parts that other condoms just can't reach

Carlsberg condoms-probably the best condom in the world

AA condoms-for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms- its a bit of an animal

Polo condoms-the condom with the hole(VERY poor seller!!!!)

robbie1876

Hah, thats a classic.

Some Irish ones perhaps?

Bank of Ireland condoms - Growing your life
boards.ie condoms - Now ye're talkin'!
Iaranod Eireann condoms - We're not there yet, but we're getting there

Any others?

OY

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More people need to read this...hilarious stuff!

The Roach

McDonalds condom - I'm lovin' it
L'Oreal condom - because I'm worth it
Johnson's condoms - No more tears!
Lucozade condoms - Improves endurance by 33% (I love that one! )
AT&T condoms - Reach out and touch someone
Visa condom - It's everywher you want to be
Access condoms - Your flexible friend
Hallmark condoms - When you care enough to send the very best
Maxwell House condoms - Good to the last drop
Gillette condoms - The best a man can get
Opal Fruits condoms - Made to make your mouth water
X-box live condoms - It's fun to play together

There's got to be loads more, I thought of them in just a few minutes. Keep em coming!

smoke.me.a.kipper

hehehe, excellent!!

Suaimhneach

That's classy stuff.

Trip Hazard

yeah thats funny, you know there are actually FCUK condoms

robbie1876

lol@the roach, good ones love the maxwell house one

Some more:

Pepsi Max condoms - All the taste, 1/3 the calories
Irn Bru condoms - Made in Scotland from girders
Irish Independent condoms - Before you make up your mind, open it
Yellow Pages condoms - Let your fingers do the walking!
Microsoft condoms - Where do you want to go today?
Turkish Delight condoms - Full of eastern promise
Coco pops condoms - Like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy
Clairol hair conditioner condoms - A total organic experience
Sure condoms - It won't let you down
Esso condoms - Put a tiger in your tank

The possibilities are endless! Commercial breaks will never be the same again!

Ro: maaan!

Coco pops condoms - Like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy

For some reason I find this one totally hilarious.


It's surprising how well this works...

Agent Smith

Pringles condoms-once you pop you can't stop :

i accutly had a laughing fit reading this one

Seth Brundle

Vodafone condoms: how are you?

Sleipnir

Eircom Condoms: Now you're fcuked.

OY

Hey, some obscure ones here but it appears that everything is an innuendo...

The pause that refreshes (Coca-Cola)
Tastes great, less filling (Miller Lite)
Breakfast of champions (Wheaties)
Does she ... or doesn't she? (Clairol)
Where's the beef? (Wendy's)
We bring good things to life (General Electric)
hits the spot (Pepsi Cola)
Fast, fast, fast relief (Anacin)
Have it your way (Burger King)
The skin you love to touch (Woodbury Soap)
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking (Timex)
Look sharp, feel sharp (Gillette)
You'll wonder where the yellow went (Pepsodent)
It takes a tough man to make tender chicken (Perdue Chicken)

robbie1876

nevernev wrote:

You'll wonder where the yellow went (Pepsodent)

LMAO, I don't even want to know what Pepsodent is! Sounds like some kind of oral treatment lol

EricM

american express condoms - dont leave home without it
energizer condoms - It keeps going, and going, and going...
fedex condoms - When you absolutely positively have to get it there overnight
milk condoms - got milk?
tango condoms - You know when you've been Tango'd
T-mobile condoms - Get more
intel condoms - Intel inside
AOL condoms - It's so easy to use, no wonder it's number one
maybelline condoms - Maybe she's born with it - maybe it's Maybelline
mastercard condoms - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
heinz condoms - 57 Varieties
mc donalds condoms - We love to see you smile
milky way condoms - The sweet you can eat between meals wothout losing your appetite
kellogs frosties condoms - They're grrreat!
smarties condoms - Only Smarties have the answer
opal fruits condoms - Made to make your mouth water
UPS condoms - See What Brown Can Do For You
chevrolet condoms - Like a rock
Volkswagen condoms - If only everything in life was as reliabale as a Volkswagen
nissan condoms - You can with a Nissan

Healio

Nokia condoms- connecting people
Sprite condoms- quench your thirst
Dunnes condoms- the difference is there Irish
Ryanair condoms- the low cost condoms
Volkswagen condoms- think small
Avis condoms- we try harder
Lay's condoms- bet you cant eat just one
Radio times condoms- if it's on, it's in
National dairy council- Cheese it into something special

Ameirgin

Burger King Condoms - If you've got the Urge
Domestos condoms - kills all known sperm, dead
Centra Condoms - for the way we live today
Spar Condoms - for what you need, when you need it

Just a couple to keep it going

Seth Brundle

Kwik Fit - "you cant get quicker than a kwik fit fitter"

Healio

Meteor condoms- 90% coverage

Civilian_Target

UPS condoms - See What Brown Can Do For You

- Classic

lisa.c

very funny

lisa.c

will definatley print this one....

Raphael

Volkswagen condoms- think small

Brilliant

Billy Kovachy

Flight to Amsterdam: 120euro
Hotel room: 50euro
Sex: 150euro


No STDs: PRICELESS

Mastercard Condoms

Flukey

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. "What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?" So he tells his clerk "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes." Sure enough, the next day the same man is back, he buys the condom,and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk, go follow the guy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.

"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies "Your house."

elivsvonchiaing

Sleipnir wrote:

Eircom Condoms: Now you're fcuked.

ROFL. Was going to post one on Eircom if there wasn't one already - couldn't have put it better

zAbbo

and people are actually laughing at this

bop1977

duracell condoms - keeps you going for longer

spyro_2001ie

AT&T : Reach out and touch someone
Hyundai : Prepare to want one
IBM : Solutions for a small .....er..... planet
Guiness : Guiness is good for you
Hoover : Nothing does it like you
Pepsi : Generation Next
BMW : The ultimate driving machine
Toyota : Oh what a feeling
Dockers : One leg at a time
Hewlett Packard : Expanding Possibilities
Iomega : Because it's your stuff
Panasonic : Just slightly a head of our time

kmart6

There all brill

Dummy

Tax Man Condoms - You are charged VAT at the point of entry