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Clinton, Carter and Nixon on the Titanic

elivsvonchiaing · 2004-08-04 21:26:12

I heard this today - apologies if it was posted before... Clinton, Carter and Nixon find themselves beside the lifeboats when the Titanic hit the iceberg and starts to sink. They about to jump and launch one when Carter has a lucid moment and voices an objection. Carter: Wait what the women and children? Shouldn't we let…

04-08-2004 10:26pm

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I heard this today - apologies if it was posted before...

Clinton, Carter and Nixon find themselves beside the lifeboats when the Titanic hit the iceberg and starts to sink. They about to jump and launch one when Carter has a lucid moment and voices an objection.
Carter: Wait what the women and children? Shouldn't we let them get in the lifeboats first.
Nixon: Screw the women and children! - launches a lifeboat on his own.
Clinton: Uh do we have enough time?

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if i recall the joke had micheal jackson in it...

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#3 05-08-2004 2:38am

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The time I heard it, it was the Pope, a Bishop and Ian Paisley...

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