Bloke Test

Doc

I was reading FHM on the train on the way to work and they have an article in it where they ask two celebrates 10 questions and they each get a point for every yes answer to a question they give (they also give a brief description of the story behind the yes answer) then the two are rated against one another by there final score in a kind of who’s more manly macho way (Its called the Bloke Test in the magazine) . I’ve read a few of these in different issues and was surprised by the score certain people got and the answers they gave so I have decided to put together ten similar style questions and see how the Boards community fare.

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?

Q9. Ever built a wall?

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?

Lozjm

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?

YES

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?

YES

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?

YES

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?

NO

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?

YES

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?

YES

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?

YES

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?

YES

Q9. Ever built a wall?

NO

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?

YES

fjon

Got 5 yes. Makes me average I guess :rolleyes:

Stephen

4/10. What the hell's a have-a-go hero?

Doc

It would be like a guy who has a go at being a hero runs after and tackles a mugger and the like...

Kone

A have a go hero is someone who when they see someone being attacked/mugged, jumps in and trys to help the victim, ie he has a go!

Sleepy

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?
Yeah, years ago when building a bonfire for Haloween...

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?
Someone else's car. I'm sure it wasn't worth a grand but I got taken for quite a bit more than that!

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?
Rag Week 99, the porch of the Martin Ryan Institute in NUI, Galway.

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?
Yeah, decked a guy who was beating up on the girlfriend.

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?
Only pellets or paintballs...

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?
Who hasn't?

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?
Three or four for a college project, slept for over 28 hours afterwards.

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?
Does the pope **** in the woods?

Q9. Ever built a wall?
Not successfully...

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?
Yup.

8, reckon that's respectable enough...

azezil

Yes to all of the above, but that was back in my straight days...

Jim

Hmm....3.

/me goes to gym

Dont be at yourself

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?
Yes

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?
Yes

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?
Yes

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?
No

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?
No

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?
Yes

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?
Yes

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?
No

Q9. Ever built a wall?
Yes

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?
Yes

7/10, yay?

BuffyBot

7/10 - interesting

Gurgle

9/10

Must fire a gun.

da_deadman

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?

Yes

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?

Yes

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?

Yes

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?

No

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?

No (unless BB guns count, if so then yes)

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?

No

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?

Yes

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?

Yes

Q9. Ever built a wall?

No

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?

No

Lozjm

BuffyBot wrote:

7/10 - interesting

Buf - thought you were a chick ?

ToxicPaddy

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?
Yup, but hes a mate and I was taking the piss outta him at the time, does
that count??
Probably not..

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?
Yup, a rather large window.. but I was only a kid..

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?
Woke up once outside a tent I was supposed to be sleeping in, actually went
to sleep in the tent, but woke up outside, no idea how!!!
Again, probably doesnt count..

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?
Yup.. and nearly got the crap kicked outta me as a result.. :rolleyes:

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?
Yup, shotgun and hit a... ditch!!! DOH!!

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?
Does it have to be one you've paid for?????
Gotten a few from ex g/f's..

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?
Yup

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?
Yup...

Q9. Ever built a wall?
Yup.. and its still standing..

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?
Nope.. not yet anyway... but im sure there are lots out there that wud...

So thats about 7.. ahh sure it ok, never considered myself anyway macho
anyway..

Jim

Oh, he is.

Mossy Monk

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?
Yes, wrongly accused. gave me a lift home which was handy

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?
Not sure, nice bit of damage was done to the car and garage though. thats what they get for leaving keys in the ignition when a 4 year old is bored

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?
No

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?
No

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?
Yes

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?
No

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?
Yes

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?
Yes

Q9. Ever built a wall?
Yes, it has since crumbled

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?
Yes, horrible thing which involved a pig, some horses, dogs and mice. disgusting it was

Tusky

lol I dont bleve all of you are telling the truth , You have ALL been chased by choppers !?!?!

Lozjm

Tusky wrote:

lol I dont bleve all of you are telling the truth , You have ALL been chased by choppers !?!?!

when skipping off college in the late 80's - in my mates brothers escort van rounds streets of manchester

we had no insurance or tax, but a kent racing block and weber carbs

the copper was in a metro

we got away !

Tivoli

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?

No way!

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?

Never!

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?

Nope!

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?

Not once!

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?

I haven't!

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?

No i did not!

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?

no, never

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?

I didn't!

Q9. Ever built a wall?

Not a chance!

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick

I never did!


i am stone mad, i am!

BuffyBot

Lozjm wrote:

Buf - thought you were a chick ?

Not the last time I looked...

Lozjm

BuffyBot wrote:

Not the last time I looked...

eek = sorry - just got the impression !

Villain

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?

Yes, While pushing a mate in a shopping trolley in Killarney on Holidays

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?

Yep, Crashed a forklift into a door and then pallets of polleys that broke overall it was more than a grand

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?

Yep in a field

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?

Yep, Still am

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?

.22 Rifle and pump action shotgun, (Poor Rabbits)

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?

Oh Yea, Burke & Hare in Edinburgh highly recommend it

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?

Yep, 1 xmas

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?

Yes, Of Course

Q9. Ever built a wall?

Yes, A nice one at that with split blocks

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?[/B][/QUOTE]

Yes, but dont care to mention it.


Jesus 10 out of 10, and my GF says I'm no fun!!!

jor el

Q1. Have you ever been chased by a copper?
Yep, in the car, but I stopped.

Q2. Have you ever broken something that didn’t belong to you worth more then a grand?
Prefer not to say, in case he ever reads this.

Q3. Have you ever slept rough?
A few times, in venture scouts years ago.

Q4. Ever been a have-a-go hero?
In college, big fight, jumped in when a friend was getting a thump in the head.

Q5. Ever Fired a Gun?
Pffft, I own two.

Q6. Have you ever had a lapdance?
Yeh, quite expensive too and not really worth it.

Q7. Ever gone more then two days without sleeping?
When working in Dunnes in Waterford while at college I went the whole week of Christmas exams with only about 4 hours sleep. Then got a bus to Dublin Saturday morning straight after working all night, came back WD Saturday evening and went back to work and didn't get to bed till about 6AM. I slept till about midday on Monday.

Q8. Ever done a Number 2 in the great outdoors?
Lots, used to pick strawberries when younger and there generally weren't toilets, or at least not one you'd want to use (was a bucket with a toilet seat on it behind a sheet of galvenise in the corner of the field).

Q9. Ever built a wall?
Helped build a garrage, which had walls.

Q10. Ever seen a porno that made you feel sick?
Didn't feel sick, but then I do have a strong stomach. This particular film involved people eating and drinking all sorts of, eh, bodily excrement. Sick stuff, can't remember who owned it now though.

Tusky

Lozjm wrote:

when skipping off college in the late 80's - in my mates brothers escort van rounds streets of manchester

we had no insurance or tax, but a kent racing block and weber carbs

the copper was in a metro

we got away !

lol I thought it said chopper not copper lol.