Hungover as a monkey...

Zulu

Oh good christ I'm dieing, I'm as hungover as a monkey.
I'm drinking Lucozade sport (with Alka-seltzer) and have had to check the porcline phone 3 times already.
I've already decided that lunch will be 2 hours in bed.

Anyone else feel this bad?

grumpytrousers

May I recommend two (2) cups of hot, sweet tea. Stronger the better. And you'll be wanting a fry for your dinner. With tea.

Ditch the lucozade - you've hurled 3 times, move onto water.

babyhack

you aint the only 1 aftershock should be banned my tummy feels like the day after tomorrow just happened in there

am in the office till 5 to and all i want to do is sleep

I feel your pain

Going Demented

I had the hangover from HELL last Sunday that continued into Monday!

Don't drink the Lucozade! It's nice when your drinking it but it just makes you sicker and you just take another swallow and your sicker than a dog before you know it.

Get a glass of 7up and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. Just to make it lukewarn, Guzzle it back. Settles your stomach

Zulu

here was I thinking Lucozade Sport rehydrates you!

Chalk the tea idea - going to make some now. Toast too me thinks. Work never ends soon enough...

babyhack

why is it always a busy friday morning when you have a hangover
whenever you are 100% ready for work its a slow day
tis the way of the world i guess

RE*AC*TOR

gatorade, milkshakes, sausages, effervescent vitamin c tablets. all good. 4 nurofen also good.

Sleepy

Dying, but of a different kind. Last night was a company paintball outing. Course I opened my mouth about having played a bit in college, got pressed on the issue and admitted to having been a co-founder of the NUIG Paintball Club... needless to say, I was a walking paint magnet.

Zulu

Sleepy wrote:

Dying, but of a different kind. Last night was a company paintball outing. Course I opened my mouth about having played a bit in college, got pressed on the issue and admitted to having been a co-founder of the NUIG Paintball Club... needless to say, I was a walking paint magnet.

ha-ha sucker! I don't remember any paintball society - man I really should have gone into college once in a while - when did you set it up Sleepy?

I'm actually feeling much better now - the tea was rank though, I think the milk in the office is gone off, but the toast has done the trick.

...now just to look busy for the rest of the day!

Mossy Monk

ballooba wrote:

Surprised he knows my name I'm here so little.

surprised you still work there

Sleepy

Zulu - It was founded as WARSoc in 2002/03 and became the Paintball Club at the end of that year.

Flukey

I have no sympathy for yiz all! It is all self-inflicted. Line your stomach before you go out and take it easy on the drink. You'll enjoy your night more. Then when you wake up in the morning you'll know how you got there and have a nice clear head!

Remind me I said this tomorrow morning!

ballooba

Mossy Monk wrote:

surprised you still work there

Still get all 'my' work done and more.

babyhack

i did line my tummy and have a big dinner before i went out
think it was the fact that i got home at 5 and was up at 7 for work
the hangover i have is caused more form lack of sleep then from the drink
man i need my bed

Flukey

Self-inflicted. You should be home early on a Thursday night. Tonight and tomorrow, assuming you don't work at the weekends, is the time to go wild!

ballooba

Flukey wrote:

Self-inflicted. You should be home early on a Thursday night. Tonight and tomorrow, assuming you don't work at the weekends, is the time to go wild!

That's what RedBull is for my friend.

Who says you can't get three nights out of the weekend.

Zulu

Sleepy wrote:

Zulu - It was founded as WARSoc in 2002/03 and became the Paintball Club at the end of that year.

Ahh sure it was after my time so. That would explain alot.

As for all this "self-inflicted" and "line your stomach" waffle I'm hearing, stop it - I won't entertain it. I am a man on fire whilst drunk. Busting jokes left right and centre. The fans love it! If I was stop drinking, I'd single handedly destroy the Thursday nights oh so many people. I'm taking this hit for the team, so I demand sympathy!

Seriously though - it's all about the sleep. Funny thing though - if I had scored last night, and stayed up half the night having drunken monkey sex, dwould I be this bad off????
I bet I wouldn't.

Flukey

You might have pulled a muscle!

impr0v

Zulu wrote:

Seriously though - it's all about the sleep. Funny thing though - if I had scored last night, and stayed up half the night having drunken monkey sex, dwould I be this bad off????
I bet I wouldn't.

Chances are you wouldn't, cos you'd be chuffed with yourself and that would make the hangover a lot easier to bear. A large percentage of hangover pain is purely psychological.

Positive Mental Attitude

/me tries to make to you think of lucozade sport again in the hopes of inducing another puke

Sleepy

And you'd also have a massive endorphin buzz from the sex which is the world's best known natural painkiller.

Pointless fact: During an orgasm, you could cut someone's finger off and they wouldn't feel it.

Zulu

impr0v wrote:

Chances are you wouldn't, cos you'd be chuffed with yourself and that would make the hangover a lot easier to bear. A large percentage of hangover pain is purely psychological.

Positive Mental Attitude

/me tries to make to you think of lucozade sport again in the hopes of inducing another puke

Sorry to disapoint but I'm over the sick stomach factor, just in stage 3 now: the horn!