Bush's Latest Gaffe

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BUSH'S LATEST GAFFE

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13181457,00.html

The latest addition to the catalogue of "Bushisms" came as he addressed Pentagon chiefs during the signing ceremony of a defence spending bill.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said.

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

No one in Bush's audience of military brass or Pentagon chiefs reacted to the mistake.

Duckjob

Never thought Bush would say something I'd agree with....until now

Flukey

He got it spot on for once.

Batbat

what a dunce, how shameful for the people actually working for him, bunch of yes men

Lump

Well he did **** it up, but lets remember, he's so thick he had to read the speech that some one else probably wrote for him, I'd say they are looking for a new job around now.


John

Kone

Ah Bush, you never fail to amaze me! :-D

grumpytrousers

Is there no beginning to the mans talent...

pork99

Bush's war on the English language. It's just not surprising anymore

http://www.geocities.com/darkcinema/lincoln.htm

Lincoln's Ghost Moves Out

The new Bush administration, however, won't have a choice whether to accept the wise council of the long dead Lincoln. According to psychic gossip columnist Slander VanHorne, Honest Abe considers the new president an idiot - and he's moving out.

"President Lincoln was not only known as the great emancipator," said VanHorne in a telephone interview late Sunday, "but as one of the greatest orators in American history. Listening to President Bush attempting to speak the english language is just plain torture on the old spirit. He can't take it anymore."

Repli

I doubt anyone was listening to him anyway

carpocrates

I seriously reckon he does this intentionally. Regan pulled this sh1t for 8 years and has just been buried as a hero of the western world simply because he gibbered away like somebody's mentle grandad while he was systematically raping central America and the third world. This striked me as a well honed republican ploy.

Gordon

Heh, I was just thinking that! It could be that his speeches are actually bang on the money. Everyone thinks - HE CAN"T POSSIBLY MEAN THAT!!! But he does, and gets away with it because we all laugh at him for thinking he has no grammor skillz at all, well any skills actually. And he just sits back in the smoky room watching the Kennedy assasination from a new angle...