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The Declaration of independance of the <fill in the blank> state of ctyi

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  • 11-08-2004 11:01pm
    #1
    shidoshi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭


    For all who requested it...
    Plus the archive photos of the glorious "state of the quad" address...



    The Declaration Of Independence
    Of The Free State Of
    CTYI

    We, The assorted bunch of tossers proclaimed to be talented, do pledge ourselves to the (fill in the blank) state of CTYI.
    Through our secret activities of our COCK (Confederation of Clever Kids), we have formed an underground movement dedicated to the cause.
    Our movement believes in a number of inalienable rights, among them the following :

    The right to:
    • Free Love
    • Kanoodling
    • The prevention of overplay of songs
    • Mosh
    • Mosh and be violent
    • Edible food
    • Resort to violence
    • Have lights on all night
    • Use the cooker
    • Offaly
    • Mixed corridors
    • Talk bull****
    • Be talented
    • Have R.A's just like Dermo
    • Use the computer labs for fun things
    • Wander around aimlessly
    • Shower in your own room
    • Uncensored Talent shows
    • Arse about
    • Clean cutlery
    • Have rights
    • Make comments about Irwin’s OUTRAGEOUS height
    • Dress Potatoes as the celebrities of our choice
    • Be naked
    • Taunt Willie about his name without guilt or feeling immature
    • To change the motto from "If you praise children, they will succeed"
    • Worship Fergal
    • Laugh
    • Have record setting events involving showers and CTYI students
    • Have an unwanted language
    • Swivel chairs
    • To pick up Elaine and put her in your pocket
    • Kiwis
    • Play the song "a land down under" as loud as wanted at any time of the day
    • Better paid T.A's
    • Dry trays
    • a Wonderwall



    Signed,


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