Dr.office Ettiquette

BEAT

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
> > >you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know
> > >most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
> > >handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's
> > >office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir,
> > >what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong
> > >with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and
> > >said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like
> > >that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he
> > >said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
> > >embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there
> > >is something wrong
> >
> > >with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further
> > >with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask
> > >people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass
> > >anyone."
> >
> > >The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The
> > >receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something
> >wrong
> > >with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and
> >smiled,
> > >knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear,
> >Sir?"
> > >"I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office
> > >erupted
> >in
> > >laughter.

Hagar

Brilliant.

feedorf

i laughed for at least a minute. seems to be a record of late.

threebeards

LMAO. That's as good as I've heard in a long time

de5p0i1er

LOL. Good 'un.

Suaimhneach

hahaha