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IRC logs

  • 17-08-2004 2:31pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭


    Some short logs from IRC, I found them a little funny :)

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    <reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
    * luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    <ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
    <r`heaven> Sad

    ---

    <MasterG> .....................................................................
    ..................................
    <judas> where's pacman when you need him?

    ---

    <@David&gt; Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
    <@Sony&gt; ...........
    <@Sony&gt; TMI TMI TMI
    <@David&gt; Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
    <Malpine> Thanks for the info
    <@David&gt; eh?
    <@David&gt; damn i meant PAID
    <@David&gt; I get PAID today
    <@David&gt; dammit

    ---

    <aryov> This cake is soooo good
    <aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it

    ---

    <Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked Smile
    <Fireslide> *this
    * Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12<61912>)

    ---

    <kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
    <matts> kritical: um no...
    <kritical> matts: um yes
    <kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
    <kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph

    ---

    <Freezer_Burn> how do i removed a burned in image from my monitor
    <seamuso> buy a new monitor
    <Freezer_Burn> i cant
    <Kornchild> how did you burn an image into yoru monitor?
    <Freezer_Burn> i set it to full screen at high brightness and fell asleep
    <Freezer_Burn> there is a faint outline of a naked lady with her legs wide open showing her privates
    <Freezer_Burn> and i i have to remove it before my mom comes home tomorrow night
    <trance`> Freezer_Burn LMFAO
    <meanolthing`> lol

    ---

    mdiym42: note to self
    mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them

    ---

    <jaga> does anyone here have a computer?

    ---

    <Radz> Should I replay FF7?
    <spiderbait> Nobody's stopping you.
    <Radz> That's like another 90 hours I'd be away from you guys though. Sad
    <payne> Do it.
    <spiderbait> Do it.
    <xCell> Do it.

    ---

    <Pixistix> I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete.
    <Pixistix> If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice
    <Pixistix> Problem solved.

    ---


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    thats classic man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Drakar


    Loads more of the same type o thing (huge site btw)
    http://www.bash.org/?top


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    muffen wrote:

    mdiym42: note to self
    mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them
    Ah thats just brilliant. Haha, I'd love to have seen that.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    "<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?"

    this is a classic!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭neXus9


    muffen wrote:
    <reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
    * luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    <ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
    <r`heaven> Sad
    <@David&gt; Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
    <@Sony&gt; ...........
    <@Sony&gt; TMI TMI TMI
    <@David&gt; Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
    <Malpine> Thanks for the info
    <@David&gt; eh?
    <@David&gt; damn i meant PAID
    <@David&gt; I get PAID today
    <@David&gt; dammit

    LOL!! Brilliant! :p:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Ctrl Alt Delete one was class :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭neXus9


    Got this from bash.org:

    <anamexis> oh man
    <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
    --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
    <anamexis> and it exploded
    <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
    <anamexis> but I got it away just in time
    <-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
    <anamexis> :<

    docsigma2000: jesus christ man
    docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
    c8info: Why?
    docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in ****ing EUROPE
    docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
    docsigma2000: our ****ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
    c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
    docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! **** **** ****
    docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
    docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
    c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
    docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
    docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
    c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
    ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

    <mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
    <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
    <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

    <NES> lol
    <NES> I download something from Napster
    <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
    <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
    <NES> "getting my song back ****er"



    Classic!! :p:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    neXus9 wrote:
    <NES> lol
    <NES> I download something from Napster
    <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
    <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
    <NES> "getting my song back ****er"


    thats a great one


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