The dangers of Drugs

Capt'n Midnight

Three men are sitting in a room smoking cannabis. After a few spliffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and says, 'Look, we've got loads more tobacco. I'll just nip into the kitchen and make one of my speciality spliffs.'
Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some cumin, turmeric and a couple of
other spices from the spice rack, grinds them up and rolls them into a spliff. On his return he hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights it and takes a long drag. Within seconds he passes out. Ten minutes go by and he's still out cold, so they decide to take him to hospital. On arrival he is wheeled into intensive care. The
doctor returns to his friends and asks, 'So what was he doing then? Cannabis?'
'Well sort of', replies one of the guys, 'But we ran out of gear, so I made a home-made spliff.'
'Oh' replies the doctor, 'so what did you put in it?'
'Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a couple of other spices.'
The doctor sighs, 'Well that explains it.'
'Why, what's wrong with him?' demands one of the men.
The doctor replies, 'He's in a korma.'

robbie1876

:eek: oh holy mother of divine jaysus

Corben Dallas

Thats feckin hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
(in a stupid joke sorta way)
+made even better by the rplpy above!!!! :^O

tman

****ing brilliant

TomTom

i laughed at the reply by robbie more than the joke

Tyrrial

Corben Dallas wrote:

Thats feckin hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
(in a stupid joke sorta way)
+made even better by the rplpy above!!!! :^O

just what i was thinking and hence quoting.

tuxy

robbie1876 wrote:

:eek: oh holy mother of divine jaysus

rofl i laughed so hard at that