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Yo Mama.........

  • 20-08-2004 12:39pm
    #1
    cailin dana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭


    i've been looking thru the humour page and noticed that there were no "Yo mama" jokes in it!!!! Does no1 realise that u can't have a humour page without them??!!??!!? They're not great but here it goes :o

    -Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
    -Yo mama so fat, people run around her for exercise!
    -Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
    -Yo mama so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong fone book!
    -Yo mama so gresy, Texaco buys oil from her
    -Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
    -Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
    -Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World!

    Anyways thats all i've got 4 now -let me know what u think ;)

    can any1 tell me when the CAO offers are out - i'm having a nervous breakdown here.

    P.S i don't mean anything racist by the above - OK!!??


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