Toilet talk.

joseph brand

Anyone know why toilets in buildings never have windows anymore, like the good old days?

Maybe nobody else noticed?

When you are in a shopping centre on a hot day, there can be some interesting odours floating round the mens toilets and no windows to open??

I know I'm not mad. And if anyone says that the piece of s**t extractor fans do a good enough job of extracting the smell of a "Wee beige jobbie", you are surely mistaken mo cara!!!

Only older buildings have toilet windows.

(98% of gypsies don't care where they poop)

Healio

I find supermarkets/shopping centre the worst. Dunnes Stores are the smelliest supermarket(esp. staff jax), and jervis centre worst shopping centre.

Flukey

As a child would, go before you leave home!

Creature

joseph brand wrote:

there can be some interesting odours

Not quite the description I'd have used tbh.

joseph brand

Was in upmarket Stephens Green shopping center and the toilets are badly lit save for a neon purple bulb which is as illuminating as an old coat on a ceiling.

The smell of gooch swet and whatever else creates a serene calming atmosphere, . . . . . where I want to YAK my guts up!!







I always wash my hands. :cool: :cool:

Barry Aldwell

joseph brand wrote:

Was in upmarket Stephens Green shopping center and the toilets are badly lit save for a neon purple bulb which is as illuminating as an old coat on a ceiling

I think that's supposed to stop people from shooting up in there, as you supposedly can't see your veins. Doesn't work tbh

robbie1876

Barry Aldwell wrote:

I think that's supposed to stop people from shooting up in there, as you supposedly can't see your veins. Doesn't work tbh

You probably could have phrased that a bit better.


Ya junkie

Victor

joseph brand wrote:

Anyone know why toilets in buildings never have windows anymore, like the good old days?

Window space is prized and toilets don't make money.

weemcd

Victor wrote:

Window space is prized and toilets don't make money.

mabye for YOU they dont (oj)

elivsvonchiaing

Victor wrote:

Window space is prized and toilets don't make money.

Think this is the truth- put UV lights in the bog -which they are legally obliged to provide so you have no case that you contracted xyz from their bogs. <UV is proven to eliminate this in 0.5%of cases what more can we do? + probably heroin addicts start to hear velvet underground music when they see their clothes glow :-) or something - and just leave. The full truth of this is unknowable

I've decided to leave punctuation on this interesting. This debate is reserved for feminists, just might allow 1 or two others. Please reply soon as I'll be Dworkin tomorrow- No apology applies - it was a typo

shurl

Barry Aldwell wrote:

I think that's supposed to stop people from shooting up in there, as you supposedly can't see your veins. Doesn't work tbh

Yup thats what the blue lights are for, however most have now copped on and actually draw on their arm where the viens are.

The Real B-man

the lights are there for showing up spunk

Blisterman

I thought it was to make your pee glow in the dark.

woosaysdan

The Real B-man wrote:

the lights are there for showing up spunk

why did you get caught?

Gurgle

Blisterman wrote:

I thought it was to make your pee glow in the dark.

Go see a doctor.

Kêrmêttê

The UV purkel lights are to show up coke... most of these toilets will have an airconditioning fan blowing intermittantly to annoy anyone trying to prepare lines and therefore discourage any illicit powdering of noses.
It's sposed to be some sorta health and safety thing that was introduced last year.