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  • 24-08-2004 1:31pm
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    BEAT
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    Three Men -- One German, One Japanese And A Hillbilly
    Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The
    German Pressed His Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Him Questioningly. That Was My Pager," He Said. "i Have A Microchip Under
    The Skin Of My Arm."

    A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Fellow
    Lifted His Palm To His Ear. When He Finished, He Explained, "that Was My
    Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand."

    The Hillbilly Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone;
    He Decided He Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. He Stepped Out Of
    The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. He Returned With A Piece Of Toilet
    Paper Hanging From His Behind.
    The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And
    Stared At Him. The Hillbilly Finally Said, "well, Will You Look At That.
    I'm
    Getting A Fax."


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