Nice "politically correct" joke...

peckerhead

Two Iraqi women are sitting down chatting at the local market, when one

of them starts rummaging around in her handbag and pulls out a

crumpled old photograph...

"See here," she says to her companion, "this is the only picture I

still have of my three sons... The eldest one, there, that is Mohammed,

our first-born. He qualified as an engineer, but he couldn't get a

job, so now he is a martyr for the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq..."

"And that one, there, is Ali, our second... He was still at university

when he became involved. Now he too is a martyr. And here, this one

here is Said... my baby boy!"

She pauses to wipe away a tear...

"Only 15 years old, and now he TOO is a martyr!"

Her friend reaches a comforting arm around her shoulder.

"Ah," she says. "They blow up so quickly, don't they..?"

:eek:

de5p0i1er

LOL. Good 'un.

Waltons

You ought to be ashamed!!
*giggle*

peckerhead

Waltons wrote:

You ought to be ashamed!!
*giggle*

...I am! (*giggle*)

Tom Dunne

You are a bad person.




But damn funny, though.

Callan

I got banned from here for posting the same joke about a year ago.

BioHazRd

Callan wrote:

I got banned from here for posting the same joke about a year ago.

I don't think so :rolleyes:

from your post history, your first post on the humour board was 17 Jan 2004 - and up to now you haven't appeared on my radar

I do hope this is not a troll

Bio

Callan

BioHazRd wrote:

I don't think so :rolleyes:

from your post history, your first post on the humour board was 17 Jan 2004 - and up to now you haven't appeared on my radar

I do hope this is not a troll

Bio

It wasn't you that banned me it was Kharn. Why would I make somthing up like that. Apparently some muslim type complained.

Fair enough it wasn't a year, but 06-10-2003 isn't too far off.

Maximilian

I don't get it - were they inflatable or something? How is that funny?

vibe666

*groan*

Micheal Wittman

Maximilian wrote:

I don't get it - were they inflatable or something? How is that funny?

Lol:)