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Insurance Claim Funnies...

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  • 26-08-2004 5:37pm
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    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭


    Genuine words of wisdom to be found on insurance claim accident reports.
    I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
    I admit I went through the intersection without looking to see if anyone
    was crossing, but I had gone through the same intersection less than an hour
    before and no one was there.
    An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
    I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.

    I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car

    Now get out there and find your own! :D

    Mike.


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