Stevie Wonder

bob_z

It had to be done


Picture the scene....


Stevie Wonder is playing a gig in Tokyo.
The crowd is still going wild when a young Japanese man at the front says, Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord, you play a jazz chord!"
So Stevie plays an F# minor on his keyboard and goes off on a jazz number.
The Japanese man says, "No Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord!"
So Stevie tries an A and off he goes with the band on this amazing improvised number.
When he's finished, the lad says, "Velly good, but Stevie, we want a jazzchord, a jazz chord!"
By now old Stevie is a little confused.
"What do you mean, play a jazzchord? I've just done 2 for you..?" he says to the fan.
But it best song of Stevie Wonder! It velly famous!" comes the reply.
Ok, well how does it go then?", enquires the blind musical genius.
The young Japanese man clears his throat and starts to sing:
Wait for it.....
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"A jazz chord..............to say...... I ruv you..."

midget lord

i find this joke offensive.

aidan_walsh

Why do people feel the urge to write "Wait for it..." in jokes? Is it to make a bad joke seem funnier?

Because it doesn't... And it didn't...

robbie1876

Heh, they used to tell that joke about Ray Charles.....

RIP....

bob_z

Midget Lord....joke wasn't meant to offend anyone
Doodle Sketch.....thats the whole idea...its a bad joke...so it needs a bit of a dramatic pause before the punch line.
No accounting for taste...made me smile anyway!!!!!

Maximilian

Why do I feel compelled to reply to these threads? Am I sick?

kmart6

Once again I find tumbleweed in the Humour froum

Cake Fiend

midget lord wrote:

i find this joke offensive.

I find your reply offensive.

Also your face.

quad_red

i laughed.

if it was a joke mocking a kerry accent, or an american accent or an ozzie accent or french accent it would be fine though wouldn't it?

Racism is unacceptable. But political correctness gone mad is just stupid.

Gordon

Heh. Although A and F#minor aren't jazz chords.
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Giblet

Any chord is a Jazz chord

Gordon

bah.

Whats Any? A natural with a suspended.... y?