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a good joke

  • 27-08-2004 5:49pm
    #1
    ApeXaviour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭


    A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his
    house yelling to his wife,
    "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All €10,000,000....
    Woooohooo!!!!"

    "That's great sweetie" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or
    the mountains?"

    "Who cares", he replies, "Just p*ss off!"


Comments

  • #2
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Good 'un. :D:D:D:D:D


  • #3
    Pugsley
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    Evil,but class :)


  • #4
    robbie1876
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    Heh, excellent stuff. :D


  • #5
    ERR!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭ERR!


    heres another good one

    After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her bedside table. He begins to worry...
    "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him...

    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ears...

    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers...

    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands...

    "That's me before the surgery."


  • #6
    ERR!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭ERR!


    A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

    "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

    "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

    "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says.

    She prys off the cap and gulps it down.

    "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

    The girl drinks another one.

    Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

    "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.


    soory thats the last one


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  • #7
    Hello Kitty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Hello Kitty


    There all good ones!! :p


  • #8
    Waltons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Waltons


    Hahhahah, the sperm one is brilliant :D


  • #9
    ERR!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭ERR!


    Waltons wrote:
    Hahhahah, the sperm one is brilliant :D


    thank you ;)


  • #10
    Big Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,979 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    Hello Kitty wrote:
    There all good ones!! :p

    me's agree's :D


  • #11
    mrhappy42
    Registered Users Posts: 384 ✭✭mrhappy42


    apexaviour wrote:
    A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his
    house yelling to his wife,
    "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All €10,000,000....
    Woooohooo!!!!"

    "That's great sweetie" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or
    the mountains?"

    "Who cares", he replies, "Just p*ss off!"

    Reminds me of the joke where the man is going to the pub and yells to his wife who he normally left at home...'put on your coat'.

    She makes her way to the door putting on her coat...he yells 'where the f do you think your going'. She replies, 'you said to put on my coat'.

    Thats right put your coat on 'cos I'm going out and no point in having the heating on when I'm out.


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