Buyandsell funnies

MarkR

XBox.#For child or Playstation 2, any offers are welcome. Contact: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx eves Louis.


Spotted this one this morning.

Nolimits

I dont know if this actually was ever in the buy and sell but i've been tempted to put it in myself a few times.

Parachute for sale,
used once, never opened, small stain.

robbie1876

I remember seeing one once along the lines of 'Used mattress for sale, slight smell of urine...."

:eek:

Barrie

I was browsing thru the buy and sell 2 day and found this.

Ngage for sale

Comes with 18 games
512mb mmc worth 1200eur

700eur or will swop for a xda2


What are ppl like these days?
I dont tink hell sell it lol!

Billy Kovachy

Ad in autotrader

1993 TOYOTA SUPRA TWIN TURBO AERO TOP (G2),
1993 very rare. every toy, leather, mini disc, climate, traction, cruise,
18in alloys, brand new tyres, priv/plate(SUP), 0-60 in 5,
160+mph, awesome, girlfriend forgot to take pill, gutted.
$14,250. (bucks)

Healio

PLOT FOR SALE

A sweet girl of eighteen is very eager to offer a small lovely triangular plot for sale which is centrally located on the slop of the lower area but not observed or explored by anybody till date. For the last eighteen years the plot has been tenderly cared and looked after by the girl herself. The plot is fertile and can bear best result even in the first planting.

For the last four years the plot was covered with shiny black curly grass which is very tender to touch. No machine has yet been used for trimming the grass which has now covered the whole area. Another thing which adds beauty of the plot is the fantastic pond hidden under it.

Offers are immediately invited from young men with firm and energetic capital which can be put in easily and this must give outflowing white liquid capital. The young men should be strong enough to plough in hard with his own tool. Although initially it will be hard and a bit difficult to cut open the gate seal. Once the capital is put in the entrance will not repent and will be delighted to have ventured into the site. Since the neighbors are waiting for an opportunity to the pounce this marvelous plot make haste to be first to enter into the site.

Yet another fact to be disclosed regarding the site is that the double hills on the top of the said plot is already captured by the local students. Anyhow, they are not permitted to go down. Offer for lease or retail will not be accepted.

NB : ENTRANCE FROM THE BACK GATE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!

Healio

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Chonaic

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MarkR

Nolimits wrote:

I dont know if this actually was ever in the buy and sell but i've been tempted to put it in myself a few times.

Parachute for sale,
used once, never opened, small stain.

I found it in the buy and sell yesterday ! Look it up. :-)

Damn. Can't find it, trust me, it was there yesterday.

Capt'n Midnight

Nolimits wrote:

I dont know if this actually was ever in the buy and sell but i've been tempted to put it in myself a few times.

Parachute for sale,
used once, never opened, small stain.

No strings attached...