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Real "Personal ads" in the Dublin News

  • 31-08-2004 7:45pm
    #1
    MistressPandora
    Registered Users Posts: 417 ✭✭


    * Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in
    a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
    starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

    * Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time
    fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
    exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced witches.

    * Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty
    after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,
    maybe more.

    * Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in
    the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady,
    with a lovely chest.

    * Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
    dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering
    cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

    * Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
    the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

    * Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
    supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin
    sister.


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