Reunion Planning (aka SPAM)

Raphael

You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. Who am I kidding? You would.

In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.




Now that that's sorted, I'm going to bed

mentalimplosion

*commences stunned round of applause*

StupidLikeAFox

Squishee3698 wrote:

hEY SinCe D cOrk ReUnIOn lAst WEek wAs caNceLled dUe 2 fLOodIn, Any tHouGhts On aNotHer 1 SomE tIme SoOn?

Its ok people, i speak n00b!
roughly translated:
Hey since the cork reunion last week was cancelled due to the flooding, any thoughts on another one sometime soon?

Not that hard really!

Undergod

Raphael wrote:

You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
&c., &c.,...

<series of hollow thunks as chin drops to desk, keyboard and floor>
...nothing can be added or taken from thqat post. It is pure and astonishing in its... horribleness.

It wasn't me!

That's the single most perfect display of cruelty to a n00b I've ever seen. Aonghus, I commend you.

Piste

mentalimplosion wrote:

*commences stunned round of applause*

*Joins stunned round of applause*

Aoibheann

ColHol wrote:

Its ok people, i speak n00b!
roughly translated:
Hey since the cork reunion last week was cancelled due to the flooding, any thoughts on another one sometime soon?

You don't say. Seriously, was that really what the person meant to say? I'd never have guessed.



(I cannot be held responsible for the damage caused to any sarcasometers due to the reading of this post.)

Aoibheann

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

*Joins stunned round of applause*

Applause yes, but I'm not so stunned. It's the sort of thing you expect him to say by now. Good work though.

It wasn't me!

Yeah but it's on a whole new scale. It's like a hydrogen bomb compared to the hand grenades that are his usual level of viciousness.

Piste

It's like viscousness, bitterness, angriness and just plain arseholeness fused together in an orgy of n00b-bashing.

LiamD

I think it best if ur man's identity remains secret for the moment, his caps thing gave it away to me anyway.In answer to ur question yeah me and becky are organising another one in Dublin on the 20th of this month.Hope u can come and all the usuals too.Wat yaz reckon?

Aoibheann

It wasn't me! wrote:

Yeah but it's on a whole new scale. It's like a hydrogen bomb compared to the hand grenades that are his usual level of viciousness.

yeah, but meh, it wasnt that bad.

Raphael

Aoibheann Brady wrote:

yeah, but meh, it wasnt that bad.

/me debates whether to tell people he just used the auto-flamer on www.insultmonger.com

Aoibheann

Raphael wrote:

/me debates whether to tell people he just used the auto-flamer on www.insultmonger.com

indeed.

The post wasnt all that abusive, to tell you the truth, it seemed different than your other flaming posts in that sense, but I just assumed you had decided to be slightly nicer.

PurpleFistMixer

I thought you'd taken a look at The Art of Insulting.

smiley_knees

ColHol wrote:

Its ok people, i speak n00b!

Does anyone actually know this Squishy person???? (R.I.P. Squishy Banderas-- That's the fish Japanese class had, for you who knew not). That was very inspirational Aonghus, well done!!! Must remember some of that for next time I'm on a rant *takes notes*.

Katie-Bob, we shall go ice-skating at x-mas. Although the only people we can hurt are kids and old people (i proved that fact last year when nearly cripling an old couple... ) It was their fault. I didn't get to hurt skags. They *were* in fact getting pissed in a field with their anti-gravitation head devices... *sigh* Next time...

Squishee3698

fine.excuse me 4 tryin 2 bring some variety to the page.if i had known how bitchy d ppl wer on dis site, i wud hav rethought my post.then again its my fault 4 not doing that anyway as CTYI is the home of bitchiness so yes i was extremely stupid and i hang my head in shame.

btw Aonghus tanx 4 finishing off my ****ty day nicely dere an dis is Aine who did volcano wit orla and emmet in d talent show

PurpleFistMixer

Oh god it burns!

Are we seriously going to get things like every couple of weeks? It's like... an endless loop. Enough to drive someone madder than they already are.

Aoibheann

Squishee3698 wrote:

fine.excuse me 4 tryin 2 bring some variety to the page.if i had known how bitchy d ppl wer on dis site, i wud hav rethought my post.then again its my fault 4 not doing that anyway as CTYI is the home of bitchiness so yes i was extremely stupid and i hang my head in shame.

btw Aonghus tanx 4 finishing off my ****ty day nicely dere an dis is Aine who did volcano wit orla and emmet in d talent show

you what? CTYI kicks ass, and I dont know very many bitchy people that have gone to it.


nice job with volcano though, it rocked.

Aoibheann

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

Oh god it burns!

Are we seriously going to get things like every couple of weeks? It's like... an endless loop. Enough to drive someone madder than they already are.

yes and we all know how insane you are...about 10146 times more insane than your average person... good work on the novel, you'll be done well before the month is over if you keep that sort of pace up...

Raphael

Squishee3698 wrote:

fine.excuse me 4 tryin 2 bring some variety to the page.if i had known how bitchy d ppl wer on dis site, i wud hav rethought my post.then again its my fault 4 not doing that anyway as CTYI is the home of bitchiness so yes i was extremely stupid and i hang my head in shame.

btw Aonghus tanx 4 finishing off my ****ty day nicely dere an dis is Aine who did volcano wit orla and emmet in d talent show

Well done, you're a talented musician

Now learn to use a god-damned keyboard properly

Edit: Hang on a sec....RIP??

SQUISHY BANDERAS IS DEAD?

It wasn't me!

Volcano rocked. Nice one. It's good if other people can read what you've written without much effort or having to think about it. This place is all about communication.

Damn it I just can't be cruel to a musician, especially a good one.

GlitterB

Squishee3698 wrote:

CTYI is the home of bitchiness

its not really..I have never heard CTYI refered to like that...so take your 'issues' about that somewhere else cuz..em this is the reunion planning thread k.

Piste

Also known as the spam thread which i'm sure this qualifies as.

It wasn't me!

Yeah, and Liz? Please change your sig. That's freaking me out and I hate it.

Piste

No prob, was too big anyway

It wasn't me!

Thanks.

StupidLikeAFox

haha, big difference!

Piste

I love Milhouses Dad! He's so funny and Depressed!

Raphael

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

No prob, was too big anyway

It still is you know