The Key to a perfect marriage......

climaxer

.....This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman!

"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this canbe shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.

If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.
It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes"

Yeah right!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Sleipnir

I think that's made up.
There was a real "how to keep your husband happy" thing and this one looks like it based on that.

Imposter

...but register any reluctance by remaining silent.

Is this women we're talking about here?

Sleipnir

here's the original version from 1955.

tribble

Damn straight

Kazu

shocking

Naos

intrigued.

*goes to build a time machine*

Sarky

While she sleeps, cover her in nicotine patches, and remove them before she wakes up. If she ever leaves you, she'll get these strange cravings, which always vanish after coming back to you...

mrhappy42

We all dream of this.

Any men on boards who stay at home and have their wife go out to work...what is the wifes expectation in 2004. I did contracting at one stage and used to take time out and did the housework and found that my wife's expectation of what should have been done around the house was a lot higher than mine. Have the roles turned or are they equal?

Just thinking while my medication takes effect...

Jabbathegut

Ah the good od' days

The world was a better place back then....

skittishkitten

Well THAT explains it !!! I KNEW I was doing something wrong !

RobertFoster

Sarky wrote:

While she sleeps, cover her in nicotine patches, and remove them before she wakes up. If she ever leaves you, she'll get these strange cravings, which always vanish after coming back to you...

lol

Deadwing

climaxer wrote:

.....This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman!

"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this canbe shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.

If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.
It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes"

Yeah right!!!!!! :rolleyes:

A man can dream cant he? A man can dream.....

Sarky

climaxer wrote:

.....This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman!

*Snippity snip*

"Yeah right!!!!!! :rolleyes:

http://www.hubble.net/bride.htm

This one is funnier.