The Lightbulb Exemption List

Capt'n Midnight

How many people named Enrique does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many people who really enjoy bright orange cheese-flavored crackers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many nominees for an Ignatz award in the Promising New Talent category does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many people who have at some point in their life owned a piece of indoor exercise equipment does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many people who have spent a night in Hugo, Oklahoma en route to visiting nearby Fort Towson does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many professional interior light fixture installers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many Austrian women's prison wardens does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but she may need to stand on a chair or something. (This one surprised us, too.)

smokey2

just one question.......

is that meant to be funny or is it in the wrong place??

Gurgle

smokey2 wrote:

just one question.......
is that meant to be funny or is it in the wrong place??

Yes, I think it should be posted on the humor forum of boards.de