let them without sin, cast the first stone

Seth Brundle

Jesus was out walking with the 12 disciples when they came towards a small village. They could hear shouting and cheering and they followed the noise until they came to a large crowd that was about to stone a prostitute.
Being a bit pissed off at this, Jesus went up and stood beside the cowering prostitute and said out to the crowd "let them without sin, cast the first stone".
The crowd backed off, knowing that he was right, that they all had sinned, when suddenly everyone looked around and saw this old woman carrying a huge boulder. Her legs were trembling under the heavy weight.
She staggered up to the prostitute, lifted the boulder as high as she could and dropped it onto the prostitute.
Everyone was gobsmacked. Who was this woman? they murmured.
Jesus then angrily turns to her and says "for fúcks sake mammy, you really piss me off sometimes!"

Maximilian

Why were they stoning the prostitute - did she steal some bread or something? Didn't Mary have Original Sin? I bet she cheated so.

Pugsley

Heh, nice one.

Kappar

Didn't Mary have Original Sin?

No

Pretty bad joke.

Maximilian

But in fairness, what about Romans 3:23
"since all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"

(this is so humorous)

FX Meister

Mary had a child for someone other that her husband, thats sin enough for me. That's a terrible joke though, did you right it yourself?

Raphael

No, its an ancient one

BioHazRd

Rickets banned for a week for that wee outburst - please read the charter about flaming and what will happen to you when you do it.

Bio