Giving 100%

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

a.. What Makes 100%?

b.. What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

c.. Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

d.. We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

e.. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What does it take to achieve 100% in life? Let's do the math...

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

BUT, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: while

Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,

It takes the Attitude to get you there;

But if your boss wants more... it's time for some BS and a** Kissing.

smoke.me.a.kipper

hehehe, i like it.

ravenhead

An oldie but still good

OfflerCrocGod

That was a good laugh

Pugsley

I dont mean to sound like a git, but it doesnt work, unless for some reason 'B' gets a value of 21 for bull sh*t :rolleyes:

Jaeger

Good stuff

Btw Pugs, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T only adds up to 101 according to those calculations.
B = 2
103 - 101 = 2.

They forgot to include B obviously...

Naos

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T adds up to 82 actually.

but good nonetheless. Of course he (the Joke teller) can just say that the B gets 21 cos its bullsh*t.. See thats how ya worm your way outta that one.

I should write a book "The thing that ate the apple"

Healio

Mear wrote:

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T adds up to 82 actually.

but good nonetheless. Of course he (the Joke teller) can just say that the B gets 21 cos its bullsh*t.. See thats how ya worm your way outta that one.

I should write a book "The thing that ate the apple"

you might want to re-check that, they forgot b in the calculation but it still equals 101. so it does infact add up to 103.

Jaeger

Mear wrote:

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T adds up to 82 actually.

but good nonetheless. Of course he (the Joke teller) can just say that the B gets 21 cos its bullsh*t.. See thats how ya worm your way outta that one.

I should write a book "The thing that ate the apple"

start > run > calc

Carbiens

my head hurts

MidnightQueen

Ha ha! It makes sense though!