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Air Hostess

Hagar · 2004-09-16 10:21:26

A guy is sitting at the airport waiting on his flight when a beautiful air hostess comes along and sits beside him. He wants to start a conversation with her and decides to talk about the airline she works for, however he doesn't recognise the uniform. He thinks for a moment and decides it might be British Airways so he…

16-09-2004 11:21am

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A guy is sitting at the airport waiting on his flight when a beautiful air hostess comes along and sits beside him. He wants to start a conversation with her and decides to talk about the airline she works for, however he doesn't recognise the uniform. He thinks for a moment and decides it might be British Airways so he leans across and whispers their slogan "The worlds favourite airline" in her ear. She ignores him. "It might be United Airlines" he thinks to himself. He leans across again and whispers "Fly United" in her ear. She stands up, hands on hips and shouts "What the fuuck do you want ?". "Ah, Ryanair", he says.

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