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Lawn care chain letter

Hagar · 2004-09-17 09:00:02

This letter is being sent to you because we know you are critically interested in your front lawn. The spring season will soon be upon us. This is a Fertilize Your Lawn Club and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and **** on their front lawn. You will…

17-09-2004 10:00am

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Hagar

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This letter is being sent to you because we know you are critically interested in your front lawn. The spring season will soon be upon us. This is a Fertilize Your Lawn Club and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and **** on their front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so do not feel embarrassed. Remove the name at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom, then make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns. You will not get any cash or checks, but within one week, if the chain is not broken, there will be 9,915 people ****ting on your front lawn. Your reward will come later on this summer season when you have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN! One man didn't give a **** and lost his entire lawn

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