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Elmo

  • 19-09-2004 8:59am
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
    toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired
    at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
    promptly at 8:00am.
    The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
    door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and
    begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is
    incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire
    production line behind schedule.
    The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2
    men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is
    so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
    floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
    At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains
    of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag
    of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
    piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully
    sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
    hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm
    sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
    think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your
    job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES".


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