blonde jokes

golden gal

hey! here are a few blonde jokes.if you have anymore please post them!!

3 blondes are walking along when they come along a set of tracks. the first says "look at those bear tracks!" the next one says "no they're squirrel tracks" the third says" no they're bird tracks" they continued argueing until suddenly the train hit them.

a blonde walks into an eletrical shop and says to the sales lady "i'd like to buy this tv" and the salesperson says sorry we dont sell to blondes. the blonde gets an idea and goes and dies her hair brown. she goes back to the salesperson and says "i'd like to buy this tv" and the sales person says sorry we dont sell to blondes. "how did you know i am blonde?" "well"says the salesperson "this is a microwave"

what do you get if you cross a blonde with chewing gum?
dumb and gummer!!

a blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff. who hits the ground first? the brunette cuz the blonde stopped to ask directions!!

ok some of these may suck but its the best i got!!!

asphalt-cushion

not bad. i like the second one.

Pugsley

First two pretty good

angeldelight

It's an old one and it's terrible so I apologise in advance but sum ppl mite like it!

How do you know a blonde has been using a pc? There's tipp-ex on the screen

aidan_walsh

Blonde jokes are usually the lowest common denominator when it comes to humour. That said...

How do you know if a blonde has been using a vibrator?
Chipped teeth!

Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it...

angeldelight

lol they're good

Macker

A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that
they had a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns,
but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she
selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains
she needed. The blond replies, "fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches???" asked
the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for? The blond
tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows."*

Hagar

The third and the fifth were funny.