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Funeral Joke

Ojsimpson · 2004-09-19 19:57:36

Guys wife dies, she's bing carried in her coffin en route to her grave when the guys bump her off a tree. A mumble was heard..... turns out she's still alive and lives another 10 years. Same story again, guys carrying coffin...............husband shouts, watch out for that feckin tree!! boom boom

19-09-2004 8:57pm

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Ojsimpson

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Guys wife dies, she's bing carried in her coffin en route to her grave when the guys bump her off a tree.

A mumble was heard.....

turns out she's still alive and lives another 10 years.

Same story again, guys carrying coffin...............husband shouts, watch out for that feckin tree!!

boom boom

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#2 19-09-2004 9:31pm

RobertFoster

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*groan*

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#3 19-09-2004 9:44pm

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It's all in the delivery....

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#4 20-09-2004 4:11pm

Maximilian

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Not wishing to be overly negative but I hope you die and your life leading up to that point is a pus filled bag of misery. Great joke by the way!

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#5 20-09-2004 4:24pm

Hello Kitty

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now thats just lame.. :rolleyes:

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