Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

The Cuckoo clock

  • 20-09-2004 9:55am
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my
    husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
    hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in
    the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
    times.
    Realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
    times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict
    with him.
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
    him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that
    one!
    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
    cuckooed! Three times, then said, "Oh ****!!," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the cat and then farted.


Advertisement