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The Cuckoo clock

  • 20-09-2004 09:55AM
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,732 ✭✭✭


    The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my
    husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
    hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in
    the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
    times.
    Realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
    times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict
    with him.
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
    him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that
    one!
    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
    cuckooed! Three times, then said, "Oh ****!!," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the cat and then farted.


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