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Odd but true

  • 21-09-2004 3:38pm
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    Cal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 926 ✭✭✭


    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

    If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

    Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

    What if there were no hypothetical questions?

    One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

    When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

    A flashlight is a carrying case for dead batteries.

    What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

    The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    Where do forest workers go to "get away from it all"?

    Is it possible to be totally partial?

    Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

    Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?


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