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Jesus and Drugs

  • 22-09-2004 1:22pm
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    Ph3n0m
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    Jesus was in a very worried state and summoned all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the best way to deal with the problem. It was decided that a commission made up of some of the members
    return to earth to get the different types of drugs and bring them back. > The secret operation is effected and two days later the eager Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock:
    "Who is it?"
    "It's Paul"
    Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Paul?"
    "Hashish from Morocco"
    "Very well son, come in."
    Another knock ..."Who is it?"
    "It's Mark",Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Mark?"
    "Marijuana from Colombia"
    "Very well son, come in."
    Another knock ... "Who is it?"
    "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Matthew ?"
    "Cocaine from Bolivia"
    "Very well son, come in."
    Another knock ..."Who is it?"
    "It's John" Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring John?"
    "Crack from New York"
    "Very well son, come in."
    Another knock ..."Who is it?"
    "It's Luke" Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Luke?"
    "Speed and pills from Amsterdam"
    "Oh yes very well son good catch, come in."
    Another knock ..."Who is it?"
    "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Judas?"
    "FREEZE FBI MOTHER F*CKERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"


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