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Callan · 2004-09-22 20:38:30

A sex-starved wife's fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce. After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him, when he gets home. When he staggers through the…

22-09-2004 9:38pm

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Callan

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A sex-starved wife's fed up with her boozy husband.
Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes
to a point where she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and is
considering divorce. After another night in the pub, she decides to
confront him, when he gets home.

When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at
him,he coos "Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom". She can't believe it
- at last he's going to give her one. They get to the bedroom and he
rips off her clothes. "Now darling do a hand-stand against the full
length mirror on the wall". "Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY. I like it."

She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts
his chin on her bits.

"The boys down the pub were right," he says, "A Goatie would suit me!

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